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Grandma knows best ??

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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but dont let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but dont let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but dont let him do that. It will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: Grandma, I didnt let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family

Granny fainted.
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Nice one lol
#2
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S...
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bulls... and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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#4
I like that- disgrace his family...made me smile
#5
thanks for the chuckles.. have some rep!

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