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Grover's dodgy payslip.

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So a good half of that was a starting bonus then. So you £120k salary (what you tried to imply) is actually only £60k. Remind me to post my payslip in January. I'm getting about a £20K payout from… Read More
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
So a good half of that was a starting bonus then. So you £120k salary (what you tried to imply) is actually only £60k.

Remind me to post my payslip in January. I'm getting about a £20K payout from a PAYE savings plan. I'll look like I've got a £300k salary!
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Wigga wigga woo :)
#2
Lulu'sMammy
Wigga wigga woo :)


Racial slurs are not appreciated. Even on this site.
#3
Lulu'sMammy
Wigga wigga woo :)


i will see your wigga wigga woo and raise you a wooga wooga wigga wooga:thumbsup:
banned#4
oh sorry for not earning 120k at 23 in my first year of employement.


real money before trolls come in


EDIT: [email protected] getting his knickers in a twist
#5
deathtrap3000;5976904
Racial slurs are not appreciated. Even on this site.

And you assuming they are racist ain't appreciated. Get over your self and get your facts straight, Thankyou and amen!
#6
micoo
i will see your wigga wigga woo and raise you a wooga wooga wigga wooga:thumbsup:

I prefer ootchie cootchie babas!
#7
eh uncle monkey care to explain how many fresh uni graduates you know tht earn genuine 60k after tax :?

good job grove, im a few years behind u :p
banned#8
micoo
eh uncle monkey care to explain how many fresh uni graduates you know tht earn genuine 60k after tax :?

good job grove, im a few years behind u :p


you are taking the right route from what i remember :thumbsup:
#9
bykergrove
oh sorry for not earning 120k at 23 in my first year of employement.


real money before trolls come in


EDIT: [email protected] getting his knickers in a twist


Just knocking you down a peg or two. Be happy with your £60k and be proud of it. Pretenting you earn £120k just makes you look silly when you get caught out. :-D
#10
Lulu'sMammy
And you assuming they are racist ain't appreciated. Get over your self and get your facts straight, Thankyou and amen!


Its like me saying bitch and talking about a female dog.

It was a joke btw.
#11
deathtrap3000
Its like me saying bitch and talking about a female dog.

It was a joke btw.

A bitch is a female dog, it's also me on rag week :)
That's not a joke BTW.
#12
Lulu'sMammy
A bitch is a female dog, it's also me on rag week :)
That's not a joke BTW.


:thinking:

Thats my signal to leave.
#13
Lulu'sMammy
A bitch is a female dog, it's also me on rag week :)
That's not a joke BTW.


lmao! :-D
banned#14
Uncle Monkey
Just knocking you down a peg or two. Be happy with your £60k and be proud of it. Pretenting you earn £120k just makes you look silly when you get caught out. :-D


[email protected] totally missing the point of me posting the pic in the first place, you are a n0ob in this forum so don't talk about things you don't know about.
this guy is who the pic was for.
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5976593&postcount=224

I know i earn alot but i dont shout about it all the time... just putting the kfc down a peg or two and i've just been forced to do it to you too.

brb just checking how much more i have in my savings than you....at 23
#15
deathtrap3000
:thinking:

Thats my signal to leave.

If your sexy, i will allow you to stay :)
#16
bykergrove
[email protected] totally missing the point of me posting the pic in the first place, you are a n0ob in this forum so don't talk about things you don't know about.
this guy is who the pic was for.
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5976593&postcount=224

I know i earn alot but i dont shout about it all the time... just putting the kfc down a peg or two and i've just been forced to do it to you too.

brb just checking how much more i have in my savings than you....at 23


Trying to out do some on the interweb is like pissing in the wind. I could have millions in the bank and you'll never know. Fact is son we can all make claims. Difference is some of us don't need to. :-D
banned 1 Like #17
Uncle Monkey
Trying to out do some on the interweb is like pissing in the wind. I could have millions in the bank and you'll never know. Fact is son we can all make claims. Difference is some of us don't need to. :-D


bwahahaha... what you interpreted from my payslip is just that... your interpretation. I didn't lie about my payslip. I did earn that in one month so please tell me where have i lied?

fact is i'm 100% sure that I earn more than you or if i don't i'll bet my bottom dollar i will when i am your ripe old age. so smile all you want... i'm the one that's laughing all the way to the bank.

now untwist your knickers and go to sleep old man.
#18
LOL you guys are totally crazy bragging about your earnings. It's only you who brag that really cares about it. I just had a look at the link above - because I am nosey.... I've got to say that a few £10's and £20's is not enough to convince me that anyone is wealthy - then I didn't read the thread so can't really have a proper input.

The rich guys I know usually carry many £50's and most things are paid for by other means.
banned#19
Butterflies
LOL you guys are totally crazy bragging about your earnings. It's only you who brag that really cares about it. I just had a look at the link above - because I am nosey.... I've got to say that a few £10's and £20's is not enough to convince me that anyone is wealthy - then I didn't read the thread so can't really have a proper input.

The rich guys I know usually carry many £50's and most things are paid for by other means.


I never said i was rich, or that i buy this or buy that.. i actually save most of my earnings as i am looking to buy a house. the OaP got confused and thought i was showing off in monkey bumcheeks thread but what the OP didnt understand was that it was a parody thread about jfk and the pic was for jfk not me pretending i am "ballin"

so for that reason I mark this thread:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/imranmaz/seagull_swoop.jpg
#20
Im 13k in debt
Earn 14k a year and get 16 weeks holiday.

i wouldnt mind a few 10s and 20s to carry around :P
banned#21
Jetpac
Im 13k in debt
Earn 14k a year and get 16 weeks holiday.

i wouldnt mind a few 10s and 20s to carry around :P


woah 16 weeks is awesome! do you travel much?
#22
bykergrove
bwahahaha... what you interpreted from my payslip is just that... your interpretation. I didn't lie about my payslip. I did earn that in one month so please tell me where have i lied?

fact is i'm 100% sure that I earn more than you or if i don't i'll bet my bottom dollar i will when i am your ripe old age. so smile all you want... i'm the one that's laughing all the way to the bank.

now untwist your knickers and go to sleep old man.


Believe what you like sonny. It's the interweb. ;-)
banned#23
Uncle Monkey
Believe what you like sonny. It's the interweb. ;-)


oh dear... defeated much?
#24
bykergrove
woah 16 weeks is awesome! do you travel much?


+1, I would love to work 8 months of the year and have 4 months off :)
#25
bykergrove
I never said i was rich, or that i buy this or buy that.. i actually save most of my earnings as i am looking to buy a house. the OaP got confused and thought i was showing off in monkey bumcheeks thread but what the OP didnt understand was that it was a parody thread about jfk and the pic was for jfk not me pretending i am "ballin"
]


I did think it appeared to be very much like a JFK thread - so it was a VERY good effort :-D

Good luck saving for your house!
#26
bykergrove
oh dear... defeated much?


Hardly sonny. I'm not the one trying to make claims. :thumbsup:
#27
treble99
+1, I would love to work 8 months of the year and have 4 months off :)


cough*ima student*cough :p im in uni 6 months a year and in classes 15/16 hours a week assuming i get off my ass and go :whistling::whistling:
1 Like #28
Uncle Monkey
:thumbsup:

Hardly sonny. I'm not the one trying to make claims.


neither is he, he proved what he earns by showing us his payslip which is adamn sight more than the other clowns on here :thumbsup:
banned#29
Uncle Monkey
:thumbsup:

Hardly sonny. I'm not the one trying to make claims.


lol you are not showing manager material with your lack of understanding a simple situation.
and i can't stop laughing at "dodgy" in your title like i photoshopped my payslip or something.

if you want to cry yourself to sleep telling yourself that you earn more than a grad then go fer it chief.

I'm going to sleep now... i have a high paid job to do tomorrow :thumbsup: good bye and goodnight.
banned#30
bykergrove
lol you are not showing manager material with your lack of understanding a simple situation.
and i can't stop laughing at "dodgy" in your title like i photoshopped my payslip or something.

if you want to cry yourself to sleep telling yourself that you earn more than a grad then go fer it chief.

I'm going to sleep now... i have a high paid job to do tomorrow :thumbsup: good bye and goodnight.


this thread is quality:w00t:, no wonder your ex gf / gf acting weird lol, rep added for the entertaining thread :thumbsup:
#31
micoo
neither is he, he proved what he earns by showing us his payslip which is adamn sight more than the other clowns on here :thumbsup:


Very true and I have commended him on doing very well for himself. He did however let the side down by choosing the payslip with the bonus in it and conveniently didn't mention that until challenged. Therefore implying he earned twice than he does. He then went on to claim he either does earn more than I do now or will do by the time he's my age. Neither of which he'll ever know if he's right about. :thumbsup:
#32
bykergrove
lol you are not showing manager material with your lack of understanding a simple situation.
and i can't stop laughing at "dodgy" in your title like i photoshopped my payslip or something.

if you want to cry yourself to sleep telling yourself that you earn more than a grad then go fer it chief.

I'm going to sleep now... i have a high paid job to do tomorrow :thumbsup: good bye and goodnight.


Night night. Enjoy your job sonny.
banned#33
dj_urban
this thread is quality:w00t:, no wonder your ex gf / gf acting weird lol, rep added for the entertaining thread :thumbsup:

haha my ex gf earns more than me :|
Uncle Monkey
Very true and I have commended him on doing very well for himself. He did however let the side down by choosing the payslip with the bonus in it and conveniently didn't mention that until challenged. Therefore implying he earned twice than he does. He then went on to claim he either does earn more than I do now or will do by the time he's my age. Neither of which he'll ever know if he's right about. :thumbsup:

"let the side down" like i care what you think. you missed the whole point of the picture and you are missing the explanation. my dad once told me that i shouldn't argue with fools as from far away people can't tell who is who so i'll stop responding to you about this topic. i have nothing against you i just think its funny that you can't understand the motivation of the photo.

and i made a bet that i would earn more than your at your age. if you want to realise that bet then you know how old i am... contact me when the time is right and we can compare notes :thumbsup:

/thread
#34
bykergrove
haha my ex gf earns more than me :|

"let the side down" like i care what you think. you missed the whole point of the picture and you are missing the explanation. my dad once told me that i shouldn't argue with fools as from far away people can't tell who is who so i'll stop responding to you about this topic. i have nothing against you i just think its funny that you can't understand the motivation of the photo.

and i made a bet that i would earn more than your at your age. if you want to realise that bet then you know how old i am... contact me when the time is right and we can compare notes :thumbsup:

/thread


Thought you were off to bed. Busy day at work tomorrow and all that. :thumbsup:

Maybe tomorrow (when you check this thread again) you can guess my net worth. It obviously means a lot to you. :thumbsup:
#35
bykergrove
woah 16 weeks is awesome! do you travel much?


I try to as much as i can. Hitting europe in a week and a bit, well Hungary, Croatia, Austria and Bosnia.
:)
#36
Jetpac
I try to as much as i can. Hitting europe in a week and a bit, well Hungary, Croatia, Austria and Bosnia.
:)


nice, Eastern European women are mega hot :thumbsup:
#37
bykergrove
[email protected] totally missing the point of me posting the pic in the first place, you are a n0ob in this forum so don't talk about things you don't know about.
this guy is who the pic was for.
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5976593&postcount=224

I know i earn alot but i dont shout about it all the time... just putting the kfc down a peg or two and i've just been forced to do it to you too.

brb just checking how much more i have in my savings than you....at 23
Thats not much in the picture I counted about 15x£10 and about 20x£20 = £550 what did he do save up his dole money and family credit for the month??:whistling:

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