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Gumtree - Owned!

kippy Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
a friend had her new bicycle nicked the next day!

her bf who's the local bad boy, looked in gumtree for a few days and saw an ad for a bike with the same description. he then arranged to meet the seller.

came back with the bike and presented it to her ... now we're wondering what he did ... any guesses?

edit --- if it helps with the guesswork, this is in London's east end.
kippy Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
what i'd do to them if I found them. All I'm saying.
#2
Haha good that's a real good way to get pay back on someone thats done something illegal the amount of bikes i've had nicked is ridiculas!
banned#3
brought the bike back ?:?
#4
duffed up the seller, big up for sorting out his girlfriend
#5
He payed for it?
#6
called the police & got the thief arrested :)
#7
cheerleader
called the police & got the thief arrested :)


yes perhaps the bike had an identifying mark on it so they called the police
#8
No local bad boy would do such a thing.
#9
"her bf who's the local bad boy" is the obvious clue.

Q: Do you know the answer kippy and is there a prize available?

Because I was the thief, and I'd like to get something out of this affair.
#10
dean3988
He payed for it?


I would have... Then followed him up the road and robbed him:thumbsup:
#11
kissed him?
#12
Ace Hayward;3345607
kissed him?

:lol: is that what you would have done? :whistling:
#13
he got chomped
#14
lol liddle, i will find out the answer hopefully next week. the gf (who is our friend, we dont really mingle with her bf's friends) will try get the truth out of him this weekend ...

Since i dont know the answer yet, the winner will get rep (sorry no bike).
#15
So, just checked that gumtree is a classifieds and not literally a tree or some sort of Australian thing.
You're just wondering, only, or do you have any clues? Bad lad? He would just have to say give that bike to me. He might then allow the thief to buy him some stuff.
#16
Did he apologise for nicking it in the first place?
#17
call the ghostbusters???
#18
It probably wasn't even the same bike...
#19
maybe he paid in counterfit money if he is a bad boy
#20
Pics/vids?

More detail?

This thread sounds promising
#21
same bike. but we were amazed when he just appeared with IT then he told us he just got it via gumtree, sparing us the details ...

to me it's a story about ....
http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/upload/users/keithy-greyhound-racing.jpg
#22
maybe he had actually pawned it till dole day and made up the gumtree story lol gotta keep the "bad boy" image riding
#23
Explained to the thief the error of his ways? http://i35.tinypic.com/2078f8m.jpg "now i don't believe you wanted to do that!"

Gave him a bollocking? http://i35.tinypic.com/2qxuiqg.jpg "OI! THIEF NAAAAAAW NOT IN MY TOWN!"
#24
i'll update soon as we hear the story folks, keep guessing!
banned#25
shot him or give a secure beating
#26
stole his shoe and beat him with it then made him eat it?
#27
I think he got it back from his crack dealer,whose got a dog and is a real bad boy.
#28
I think he probably spoke to the thief telling him he was tyred of people nicking his gear. Bikes these days are more than a penny farthing after all so it's unfair to saddle the owner with having to fork out for a new one. It's no wheel fun either to have to use the tube.

The thief probably told him he had been framed and he hadn't tried to pedal it on Gumtree. Let's just hope he saw the light before matey decided to handle it differently and brake his arms.

Finished ! (and you can see how bored I am this morning can't you?)
#29
Ripped the hamburglar's head off with his bare hands
#30
He realised his lady friend was in distress so in her defence he took off his glove slapped him around the face while saying in a rather posh eliquent voice he said 'Hello good old boy, I challenge you to a dual. woof woof'
#31
hottoshop
I think he probably spoke to the thief telling him he was tyred of people nicking his gear. Bikes these days are more than a penny farthing after all so it's unfair to saddle the owner with having to fork out for a new one. It's no wheel fun either to have to use the tube.

The thief probably told him he had been framed and he hadn't tried to pedal it on Gumtree. Let's just hope he saw the light before matey decided to handle it differently and brake his arms.

Finished ! (and you can see how bored I am this morning can't you?)


genius!
banned#32
kippy
genius!


lol it was very good.... did you find out?
#33
the bf stole it in the first place, so he could pretend to get it back off gumtree
and all for some sweet lovin

thats my theory anyway
#34
ok here's the story, from the horse's mouth ...

so the bf arranges to meet the guy from gumtree at a public place. he brings along his buddy to meet this guy. his friend = a very big guy, the description was that even bouncers will turn around and walk away from, because if he sits on you you'll be burger pate ...

so this bike thief pretty much surrenders the goods without a fight (or a whine!) ... bf comes back with the bike for gf. gf is pleasantly surprised.

now the other flatmate sharing the same flat as the couple, he is a tad worried because the girl's bike was stolen from just outside their door so these 'local' bike thiefs know where they live! and you never know what's around the corner ...:whistling:
banned#35
bigbob909
the bf stole it in the first place, so he could pretend to get it back off gumtree
and all for some sweet lovin

thats my theory anyway


LOL
banned#36
bigbob909
the bf stole it in the first place, so he could pretend to get it back off gumtree
and all for some sweet lovin

thats my theory anyway


love it..... thinking out the box
#37
ok so the person who got it right ... CHESSO.
he actually asked for the bike very politely! lol
#38
whats happening in next weeks episode of kippy. an incestuous relationship perhaps? a bomb found in a cake? kippy is revealed as an alien?
#39
i am an alien lol how did you know. damn.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:guIN7lc7358GqM:http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/art/photoshop/alienize/alien_6.png
#40
chesso
So, just checked that gumtree is a classifieds and not literally a tree or some sort of Australian thing.
You're just wondering, only, or do you have any clues? Bad lad? He would just have to say give that bike to me. He might then allow the thief to buy him some stuff.


dcx_badass
He said....


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