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Guts vs Balls

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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Guts vs Balls

Weve all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...........
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GUTS
- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS
- is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: You're next.
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I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome
since both ultimately result in death.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Ha ha, you are on the "balls" today Snowtiger (or is that guts? lol)
#2
:lol:

Another good one Snowtiger :thumbsup:
#3
both ultimately result in death
:thumbsup:
#4
And massive balls is slapping her on the **** and saying
"You're next......... fatty" :whistling:
#5
BlasterLad;2651301
And massive balls is slapping her on the **** and saying
"You're next......... fatty" :whistling:

:w00t::w00t::giggle:
#6
I Like this one too.
#7
:lol:

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