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Guy carrying dead weasel breaks into apartment, attacks man.

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(06-08) 12:25 PDT Hoquiam, Wash. (AP) --

''Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.

Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/06/08/national/a120610D36.DTL&tsp=1''


i literally laughed out loud.

Edited By: DangerGod on Jun 09, 2011 18:14
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Reminds me of this...


Finally, we are faced with the unpleasant predicament of lumberjack Peter King, 37, who contracted rabies after having sex with a raccoon. Denying animal cruelty charges in Jasper, Tenn., he claimed the raccoon was already dead. (Glasgow Eve. Times 6/6/96)
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Reminds me of the nihilists in Lebowski...

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