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Happy 50th Birthday Barbie.

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Barbie is 50 today. Woo hoo. Read More
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Barbie is 50 today. Woo hoo.
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
Sindy was better.....:p
#2
Happy Birthday barbie. :thumbsup: My Birthday too today and only a few years behind you.
banned#3
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f129/FerdiLynn/happy%20birthday/Barbie.gif
#4
[B][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff00ff]New Barbies[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

[SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Now, at long last some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her ageing gracefully.

1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too)! Neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With hand-held fan and tiny tissues.

3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
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#5
[SIZE=4]4. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, and then slip on soft terry mules.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]5. No More Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=4]6. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for £199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=4]10. Post Menopausal Barbie. Poor Babs wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting in Touch with Your Inner Self."[/SIZE]


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBIE
#6
Download_Dave;4591583
Happy Birthday barbie. :thumbsup: My Birthday too today and only a few years behind you.

:) Happy Birthday Download Dave :)
#7
snowtiger
:) Happy Birthday Download Dave :)


Cheers. :-D I've not faired as well as Barbie over the years. Gravity seems to have no effect on Barbie. Wish I could say the same for me. :oops:
#8
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l163/magentalou/bday/Barbie02.jpg
#9
I am just a few months older than Barbie...........but far better preserved :whistling:
banned#10
Download_Dave
Cheers. :-D I've not faired as well as Barbie over the years. Gravity seems to have no effect on Barbie. Wish I could say the same for me. :oops:


lmao download_dave

do you know a guy called knock off nigel by any chance? :roll:
#11
DangerGod
lmao download_dave

do you know a guy called knock off nigel by any chance? :roll:


That's my Uncle, and it's not true what they say about him.

Well that's what he told me to say if anyone asked anyway. ;-)
#12
iglimpse
I am just a few months older than Barbie...........but far better preserved :whistling:


Preserved or pickled. :whistling:
#13
Download_Dave;4591720
Preserved or pickled. :whistling:


Pickles most of the time
#14
She still looks young.
Must be all the plastic surgery.
#15
wow 50th...impressive
banned#16
Spod
She still looks young.
Must be all the plastic surgery.


lol :-D

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