Two blondes walk into a department store,
They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace"
"Yeah what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what does that mean?
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi ladies, is French for 'come to me'"
Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying
"That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"