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Have a smirk on me. Cheers.

rizla01 Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
Well I havent seen it before.

Made me smile.
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n61/Whiterabbit_01/Image.jpg
#2
We can all hope and wish..... :roll:
#3
HaHa!!
banned#4
If only......
#5
Men are to cut the grass, wash the pots, do the decorating and to carry my shopping bags. Oh and MOAN!!
#6
ODB_69
If only......


:w00t:Does that mean you dont want to marry me no more?!:cry:
#7
Lulu'sMammy
Men are to cut the grass, wash the pots, do the decorating and to carry my shopping bags. Oh and MOAN!!


Dont forget to get their willies out on demand too;-)
banned#8
pinkkitty2007;2258075
:w00t:Does that mean you dont want to marry me no more?!:cry:

You proposing?

Think its dangerous....someone else might hunt you down
#9
And the girl went on to have a successful and fulfilling career while managing to juggle the needs of a family of four beautiful and gifted children, a handsome and attentive husband who adored her and she became a valued and indispensable member of her community.

She sometimes thought of the beer swilling, farting angler who had once asked to marry her and wondered if ...





Well it is a fairy tale! :whistling:
#10
cannyscot
And the girl went on to have a successful and fulfilling career while managing to juggle the needs of a family of four beautiful and gifted children, a handsome and attentive husband who adored her and she became a valued and indispensable member of her community.

She sometimes thought of the beer swilling, farting angler who had once asked to marry her and wondered if ...





Well it is a fairy tale! :whistling:


:giggle: Good one;-)
#11
LOL:whistling:...
#12
pinkkitty2007;2258080
Dont forget to get their willies out on demand too;-)


Doesnt this come under this catergory?:whistling:

Lulu'sMammy;2258063
Oh and MOAN!!

I bet you could make me moan!:oops:
#13
I bet you could make me moan!:oops:[/quote]

Like...

'The grass is needing cut.

You never do the dishes.

Why can't you get on with my mother.

The front room needs decorated...'

:whistling:
#14
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.


God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.


“With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.


God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”



And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”




.
Or.

A wife asked her husband:
“What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
“I like your sense of humor.”
#15
harlzter
Doesnt this come under this catergory?:whistling:


I bet you could make me moan!:oops:

Your filthy, now get to bed!!

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