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Have you ever broken wind....

skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
in a public place?
I did it today in Tesco and I got a round of applause by the shelf stackers, awesome
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
HOt!!!!
#2
I did it in mothercare once but I legged it off into another aisle before I got sussed.

Everyone thought it was the OH!!:w00t:
#3
this thread stinks

gedit?
#4
You have my undying respect for the round of applause - never quite managed that.

The most I got was people gagging.
#5
Must have been the night shift!!!!!!!!!!!!! day shift never laugh!!!!!!!!
#6
phatboy123
this thread stinks

gedit?


carp.
#7
adp
Must have been the night shift!!!!!!!!!!!!! day shift never laugh!!!!!!!!


correct, looked like a scene from 28 days later..
#8
nick_2k
You have my undying respect for the round of applause - never quite managed that.

The most I got was people gagging.


It was very loud
#9
You can alway's have a laugh on a night shift!
#10
Lol........quite a few times. lol

I've blamed it on the dog loads of times lol

There was one occasion a few years back when I was gonna blow up if I didn't release any wind while i was checking out some sale items during jan....so as you can imagine......it was really packed out and I kept bumping into this REALLY nice girl.

In the end.....I walked over to a quiet part of the store and released it really slowly as I was making out I was looking at some clothes......just my luck though....the girl decided to approach me moments after I did it...and I was just trying to get the hell out of there. :giggle:
#11
Thats Cos Your Bald
THAT IS
#12
raptorcigs
Thats Cos Your Bald
THAT IS


bet you get turbo charged when you do it?
#13
I Havent Farted Since 1972
#14
Maybe she was just freaky and attracted to the smell... Could've lost an opportunity there! Or you might've saved yourself a lot of embarassment. I'm going for the latter :)
#15
raptorcigs
I Havent Farted Since 1972


must have been a goodun?
#16
phatboy123
this thread stinks

gedit?


ha ha ha
#17
all the time :oops: would be great if it had a color, a big green cloud would be so cool:-D
#18
Cry and you cry alone,
Fart and the whole world farts with you!

I never fart in private, always a public thing cos then it's like a murder mystery of "whu dunnit?"
#19
one of my cringeworthy moments was when i thought i was all alone in the gym (there are two parts and i was upstairs in the ladies room which is quiet and empty at nights) ...i had my headphones on so couldnt hear anything and as was laying on mat i didnt see anyone come in...as i did a sit up one was let rip pretty loud and proud.... and next thing i know this woman walks past me with a massiv smirk.... so so so so so so embarrasing!!!
#20
Done it in waterstones today silent but violent! The shop couldn't of emptied quicker even if you shouted BOMB!
banned#21
raptorcigs
I Havent Farted Since 1972


Krakatoa made quite an impact after laying dormant for a bit! :w00t:
#22
guv
Krakatoa made quite an impact after laying dormant for a bit! :w00t:


thats craptorfags for ya
#23
I have always loved the acronym "SBD" - "Silent But Deadly".

Says it all . . .

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