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Have you ever done something really stupid ?

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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
OK today I came out of Morrisons and tried to get into my car with the key fob ...nothing happend. Tried the key and it would not work. Then some random bloke says what you doing........then it dawned on me, I was trying to get into the wrong red Yaris !
So come on guys and gals let me know what you have done to make me feel less of a numpty.
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Opened a packet of cat food and emptied it straight in the bin....Cutting out the middle man (mainly the cat!!)
#2
Cant think of anything as stupid......sorry numpty :thumbsup:
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i got into the wrong car once, i was waiting to be picked up from work, i went out and got in the car and realised that the man in the driving seat wasnt my dad lol
#4
pink-ka
i got into the wrong car once, i was waiting to be picked up from work, i went out and got in the car and realised that the man in the driving seat wasnt my dad lol


OMG I nearly died from laughter:-D:-D

And OP, you sure you aren't trying to cover up for a foiled car heist?:whistling::whistling:

I can't think of anything that I have done stupid. I know I have done LOADS but when I'm asked to name one I just can't think straight :oops:
#5
pink-ka
i got into the wrong car once, i was waiting to be picked up from work, i went out and got in the car and realised that the man in the driving seat wasnt my dad lol



I'm feeling better already :thumbsup: :-D :w00t:
#6
Lost Symphonies
OMG I nearly died from laughter:-D:-D

And OP, you sure you aren't trying to cover up for a foiled car heist?:whistling::whistling:

I can't think of anything that I have done stupid. I know I have done LOADS but when I'm asked to name one I just can't think straight :oops:


Ha ha ...yes could have been a good cover up for a car jacking but I would not have a chosen a Toyota with all the bad press about dodgy foot pedals.
#7
back in primary school, i needed the loo and then ran back to class before 'Ms Cruella' came in next. suddenly realised my classmates were a little short ... missed my classroom by one storey of the building. must have scared the teacher and the kids they screamed.
#8
kippy
back in primary school, i needed the loo and then ran back to class before 'Ms Cruella' came in next. suddenly realised my classmates were a little short ... missed my classroom by one storey of the building. must have scared the teacher and wee'd over the kids. they screamed.


:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:
#9
hey you added the weed!
#10
When my family & I was on holiday in a caravan, we had all come back from the club, and my nan went into the wrong caravan and got into bed with whom she thought was her husband!
We all just heard a man make a girly scream! and my nan hasn't lived it down since!
With me- my mum dared me to hide a paperboys bike around the corner, stupidly I did, and he came out just when my hands were on it ahhh I just ran straight back to the car, so embarrassed, where my mum was killing herself laughing :(
suspended#11
Registered on some website called HotUKDeals.
It makes you spend more money!
#12
on car based ones... I was sent from work in Hampshire to sheffield as the server had gone down and would not recover remotely, the IT manager threw me the keys to his Merc and told me to get going (we always were supposed to get a hire car) He told me it needed petrol so I stopped at Newbury to get some, I filled it up and paid for it and came out and the car wouldn't start.... people started looking as they were waiting for the pump... I kept trying but nothing..... 5..10 mins then decided to call the IT manager who explained about resetting the immobilser! Well I didnt know ... my cars had never had one..... it took years for that one to quieten down
#13
Came home drunk, got door unlocked and fell half in the kitchen with my legs outside, fell asleep and it snowed on me leaving little peaks of snow, dad came down at 5am to wake me and i got up and walked down the street confused.

Went shopping to Leeds city center(about 8 miles) went in car, came home on bus forgetting I went in the car and it had been left in a multi storey car park.

Probably loads more from when I was a dunken lad but brain cells dead and cant remember any more.:?
[mod]#14
put the tv remote in the fridge as was looking for something in the fridge and couldnt find it until the next day....
#15
kippy
hey you added the weed!


:):oops:
#16
*katie*;7705051
When my family & I was on holiday in a caravan, we had all come back from the club, and my nan went into the wrong caravan and got into bed with whom she thought was her husband!
We all just heard a man make a girly scream! and my nan hasn't lived it down since!
With me- my mum dared me to hide a paperboys bike around the corner, stupidly I did, and he came out just when my hands were on it ahhh I just ran straight back to the car, so embarrassed, where my mum was killing herself laughing :(


Aw what a cruel mother :x
#17
when i was about 6, my parents took us to supermarket. i saw along the bottom shelf some powder on the edge of this box. remembered a scene in a stupid police tv drama about them sniffing coke/drugs so i pretended to sniff it. YOW nearly killed my nose.

it was washing powder!
#18
FLANBAY
Aw what a cruel mother :x


I know :( I was only small aswel! :)
#19
katie - is it on youtube?? :whistling:
#20
kippy
katie - is it on youtube?? :whistling:


lmao no it isn't thank god!
Even thinking about it embarrasses me, I was about 14 and the paperboy was around 16! eeek!:oops:
#21
at the age of 15 i **** in a box and posted it through a so called mates letterbox when they were all out shopping as a dare realising after i posted it through i looked up and saw a big juicy cctv camera he uses to protect his garage
bad stupid times.
#22
When my friend moved into her new flat I popped round sure it was number 9, buzzed said hello & got buzzed in. Got right to the top, door open so I went in and said wow the hallways big, walked into the living room to see a middle aged man staring back at me. She lived at number 6 in the block next door. Oops
#23
biglad19992000
at the age of 15 i **** in a box and posted it through a so called mates letterbox when they were all out shopping as a dare realising after i posted it through i looked up and saw a big juicy cctv camera he uses to protect his garage
bad stupid times.


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#24
pink-ka
i got into the wrong car once, i was waiting to be picked up from work, i went out and got in the car and realised that the man in the driving seat wasnt my dad lol


I did something similar. Bear in mind i was about 9!

My granddad came to pick me up from my house, but i was at the local shop, which was pretty much over the road, walked outside and saw, what i thought was, his Nova, looked in the back and there was a big bag of dog food (none of our family had a dog) got in the car, did my belt up and said to the guy "why have you got some dog food, and why didn't you just wait for me to get home", i seem to remember looking at him while i said it. Then promptly realised that it wasn't my granddad, got out and ran home
#25
sancho1983
I did something similar. Bear in mind i was about 9!

My granddad came to pick me up from my house, but i was at the local shop, which was pretty much over the road, walked outside and saw, what i thought was, his Nova, looked in the back and there was a big bag of dog food (none of our family had a dog) got in the car, did my belt up and said to the guy "why have you got some dog food, and why didn't you just wait for me to get home", i seem to remember looking at him while i said it. Then promptly realised that it wasn't my granddad, got out and ran home


the word kidnapping was thus invented ...
#26
walked into a packed lecture 5 mins late with about ~150 odd people, walked all the way down the stairs to a spare seat, with loads of murmuring voices around me. Looked up and thought what the hell is this stuff, asked the guy next to me and he said it was chemistry, and we are an hour into our lecture

Swiftly got up and made a move for the exit when finally...you guessed it...I got a round of applause and cheers as i walked out. My lecture was in the room next door.
#27
Admitted to owning a Yaris on a public forum...............oh wait that wasnt me :whistling:


Probably having my naked ass shown on an itv documentary following some female strippers, they dragged me onto stage in a club where they was being filmed whipped my kecks down and bent me over a chair to do this gimmick where they whip your butt with a burning stick.

Totally forgot about it then a few months later watching TV with my parents (18 at the time) only to see me followed by my naked butt...............
#28
Went to Disney Florida, parked the hire car. So excited ran to get to the park (with 3 kids in tow!)

without taking note of where I parked the car :w00t:

Took forever to find it when we came out, all the flipping hire cars look the same + car park goes on forever.:oops:
banned#29
I went to see sex and the city movie at the cinema with 3 girlfriends.

We went into the wrong movie and sat there for about 5 minutes thinking this isn't the right movie.

We were sat near the front and we all looked at each other laughed and shouted run.

We legged it to the right screen :roll:
#30
here is a car one... this is more crazy than stupid - but stupid as well.

i was leaving uk about 12 years ago for some travelling and went on a night out with my friends and was staying at my friends place that night but he was not coming out, just gave me a key... anyway, got very drunk and could not find my way back to his house... it was summer so not very cold so i started trying car doors - i eventually found a boot which was unlocked in a hatchback... i found a blanket in the boot.... climbed over the back of the car and went to sleep on the back seat!


In the morning, i got woken up by the bemused owner! he was saying... what are you doing?! i need to go to work!

i just got out and laughing said.... well you could have left me a pillow!

i walked off and found my mates house very easily and then i was off on a 16 month trip to australia and asia...
#31
My most embarrassing moment has to be late last year. The house had flooded, the water had been pumped away and the plumbers had arrived to remove the broken pipe upstairs. One of them must have only been around 20 bless him (I turned 37 this month). He popped his head around the living room door to say he was going upstairs to sort the problem. His eyes widened and suddenly he's bright red. I then realise why and jump up mortified and he dashes off upstairs.

Why ?

Because I am sat on sofa on the telephone to someone wearing a skirt that wasn't positioned as it should have been and the guy has gotten a full on eyeful of my girly bits (the worst part being that I had put on a load of washing the night before the flood, had no clean underwear and was therefore COMMANDO!). I could have died right there and then!.

A friend arrived shortly afterwards and of course I told her, she cried she laughed at me that hard. We were outside the front having a ciggy when this young un came down to get something from the van and I said to him that was really sorry to have embarrassed him and that I wished I could scrub it from his memory warehouse. Luckily he laughed and said that I really wasn't to worry about it LOL.
#32
Car related too...I once thought my car was stolen in a multistory car park and after panicing for 5 mins i realized it was on the 3rd floor and not the (identical) second floor! Im such a dumb ass sometimes!
#33
Another Car related one. I had a white Astra GTE in my youth (loved the car but after 4 yrs decided to get rid), I traded it in for a much newer model which was white also.

Next day went into town shopping, left car in a massive car park, when I'd finished I went to my car and key wouldn't work, tried to open door with key, still wouldn't work and by now alarm was going off.

Then this big bruiser of a guy comes towards me shouting the odds, I backed away and bumped the car next to me and its alarm started going off, I turned to look at it and realised that it was my new car and my old car was sat right next to it, which I'd automatically gone to.

I swiftly got in my new car and drove off, but what are the odds of that!!!!
#34
My husband had a belated stag do few weeks back and was staying over at his friends place afterwards.........he got plastered and headed off "early" back to his friends flat. Flat was on top floor and he has been there LOADS............am taking the story up now from the neighbour of said friend.

Neighbour got wakened with someone trying to get into her flat. She lives on her own and was rigid with fear at this rattling noise at her door at 2am and called the police. They arrived and .......:oops: actually "arrested" my husband :lol:. He was put into back of police car whilst they checked out his story and contacted his friend. Thankfully it all ended well............until I heard about it !!!!!!!!!!

I was livid with him, and made him take a huge bouquet of flowers down to that poor woman and apologise!!!!!!

btw the neighbour found a 2p piece in her mortice lock and we all reckon thats what he was using to try open the door :lol:
#35
my dad took me and my sis to McDonalds when we were younger and we were both sitting in the back of the car, my sis got out one side and i got out the other and none of us closed the doors (this was before the days of central locking you just held the handle up as you closed the door to lock it) my dad was nearly in McDonalds

therefore we sat in McDonalds had a meal and left two car doors wide open my dad went nuts when we got back to the car:oops:
banned#36
Just them early morning, late night "tired moments" we all have (I hope), putting plates in the bin, clothes in the dishwasher, or putting food in the bin and wrappers in the fridge. Then I walk out and realise "wait, did I just put the food in the bin" :thinking:
#37
Once bumped into a mate in the street who I hadn't seen for a long time. Was chatting away for a few minutes and at the end said 'see you round eddie', to which he said 'i'm chris', it was completely the wrong person from who i thought it was!!

They did look quite similar. :)
#38
Trickyjabs
Once bumped into a mate in the street who I hadn't seen for a long time. Was chatting away for a few minutes and at the end said 'see you round eddie', to which he said 'i'm chris', it was completely the wrong person from who i thought it was!!

They did look quite similar. :)


Think you had a well known illness at the time ....Mix-a-mate-toxis :-D
#39
Trickyjabs
Once bumped into a mate in the street who I hadn't seen for a long time. Was chatting away for a few minutes and at the end said 'see you round eddie', to which he said 'i'm chris', it was completely the wrong person from who i thought it was!!

They did look quite similar. :)


FLANBAY
Think you had a well known illness at the time ....Mix-a-mate-toxis :-D


how about consistently calling my friend's boyfriend another person's name (they look v similar, but it's the name of my classmate) for about two years. one christmas card had his alter ego's name! her bf just laughed about it and changed his name on my mobile address book to my classmate's hehehe. good lad! friend and bf have two kids now ... :whistling:
#40
kippy
how about consistently calling my friend's boyfriend another person's name (they look v similar, but it's the name of my classmate) for about two years. one christmas card had his alter ego's name! her bf just laughed about it and changed his name on my mobile address book to my classmate's hehehe. good lad! friend and bf have two kids now ... :whistling:


:-D ....and do you get the two childrens names wrong ...if so you may have kid-ney-me failure :w00t:

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