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Have you heard the ''WIFE SONG'' ?

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
. The Wife Song .......
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.What not to say to your loving wife ... !
Check it out !!

hahahahaha


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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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http://www.fwditon.com/fwd/view/5346


The Wife Song .......
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.What not to say to your loving wife ... !
Check it out !!

hahahahaha
#2
Hahaha brilliant
#3
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I go fishing on Fridays tho'

A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage.
When asked
what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade
listing
every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs
she had
endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to
stand,
embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a
raised
eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife
needs at
least three times a week. Can you do this?’
The husband thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I can drop her
off here
on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I go fishing.’
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out..."

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father,
I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

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How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute

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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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snowtiger
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Me and my boyfriend :oops:
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#25
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."

Henny Youngman

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
#26
DLM;3023600
Me and my boyfriend :oops:

haha :w00t: :-D :p

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