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Health Warning - For Women

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Sorry to get so serious but needed to post as my friend is going through this tonight. Read More
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
Sorry to get so serious but needed to post as my friend is going through this tonight.
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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[B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12]Do you have feelings of inadequacy[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12]Do you suffer from shyness?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]

[B][B][FONT=Gill Sans MT]Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?[/FONT]
[/B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]If you answered [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]yes[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]WARNING:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

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[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]WARNING:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]
WARNING:
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]
WARNING:
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]
WARNING:
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]
WARNING:
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Gill Sans MT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#a11f12][COLOR=#a11f12][B]RED WINE!!! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
#2
I think red wine maybe too strong, but i'll start on the white and progress to rose if things do not improve!
#3
:giggle: lol.. i have used this wonder drug many times :thumbsup: it works, maybe too well!
#4
Should be [COLOR=red]RED[/COLOR] wine .. :giggle:
1 Like #5
GoDutchGo;3158188
Should be [COLOR=red]RED[/COLOR] wine .. :giggle:

............... that's a nice bow tie you've got there! ;-)
#6
I thought you posted a serious thread then...:oops:

Trust you:p
1 Like #7
snowtiger;3158196
............... that's a nice bow tie you've got there! ;-)

I thought I'd dress for the occasion my little tigerrrrrr
#8
[SIZE=4][COLOR=#a11f12]WARNING:[/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Gill Sans MT][COLOR=navy][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
:oops: lmao ... as if!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
#9
snowtiger;3158212
[SIZE=4][COLOR=#a11f12]WARNING:[/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Gill Sans MT][COLOR=navy][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
:oops: lmao ... as if!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]


:whistling: never would do it myself either......
#10
robtallica;3158198
I thought you posted a serious thread then...:oops:

Trust you:p


But it is serious :?
#11
OMG now I know what I need - gonna get an emergency appointment first thing in the morning :thumbsup:

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