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J.Dance Avatar
9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
just changed Broadband provider and finally I've been connected to find this pm in my folder which was very scary to say the least from Uncle Charlie, so now I find myself saying sorry to you lazy sack of excrements? (Ask Uncle Charlie on this one, he will know what I mean) And as for missing me I believe thats lies. My excuse was I got lost and scared and all alone.


(Uncle Charlie were you the one the US were looking for in Nam?)
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
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#1
I thought just thought you'd found some girl and ran off..........

welcome back, I do miss your posts/humour!
#2
Iom-RF
I thought just thought you'd found some girl and ran off..........

welcome back, I do miss your posts/humour!


Well funny you should say that she was a lovely fair haired girl, so charming but there was just something about her, I think the beard should have been a give away.
banned#3
J.Dance
Well funny you should say that she was a lovely fair haired girl, so charming but there was just something about her, I think the beard should have been a give away.



So the name Bruce didn't give it away.
[mod]#4
I thought your new life you mentioned in the For Sale forum meant lots of time in bed and no time for posting. ;-)
#5
J.Dance
Well funny you should say that she was a lovely fair haired girl, so charming but there was just something about her, I think the beard should have been a give away.


so you don't like beards? :?
#6
J.Dance
Well funny you should say that she was a lovely fair haired girl, so charming but there was just something about her, I think the beard should have been a give away.

Well, it must have been the excitement of the circus that enticed you to ask the bearded lady out :giggle:
#7
J.Dance
Uncle Charlie were you the one the US were looking for in Nam?

Hid in the tunnels...it was an extensive network...ended up in Essex!!?!
Prissymiss
So the name Bruce didn't give it away.

Don't mention Bruce....!!?!
#8
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Hid in the tunnels...it was an extensive network...ended up in Essex!!?!

Don't mention Bruce....!!?!

Of course, nobody should mention the Batman :giggle:
#9
Mattitude
Of course, nobody should mention the Batman :giggle:

Do you walk up to people in wheelchairs & shout "Stairs" Matty??!?
[mod]#10
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Do you walk up to people in wheelchairs & shout "Stairs" Matty??!?


Doesn't everyone. :?
#11
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Do you walk up to people in wheelchairs & shout "Stairs" Matty??!?

Nope, I walk up to Daleks and shout it :p
#12
Syzable
Doesn't everyone. :?

Sy...you are a truly evil man..but then anyone who saw the start of your crusade to stop the entire African continent from getting DVD mis-prices through the use of HUKD & cheapo laptops just goes to prove!!!?!

(At least Matty only torments alien minorities)
[mod]#13
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Sy...you are a truly evil man..but then anyone who saw the start of your crusade to stop the entire African continent from getting DVD mis-prices through the use of HUKD & cheapo laptops just goes to prove!!!?!

(At least Matty only torments alien minorities)


I do try. :-D
#14
Syzable
I do try. :-D

And yet behind that twisted & evil facade lies.....
[mod]#15
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
And yet behind that twisted & evil facade lies.....


A cute little Puddycat?????
#16
Syzable
A cute little Puddycat?????

I was actually thinking the answer was "a REALLY twisted & evil" person, but hey, I'm easy, we'll go with yours.....
[mod]#17
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
I was actually thinking the answer was "a REALLY twisted & evil" person, but hey, I'm easy, we'll go with yours.....


:-D

:whistling:
#18
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
I was actually thinking the answer was "a REALLY twisted & evil" person, but hey, I'm easy, we'll go with yours.....

I was expecting the answer to be a donut :?
#19
Mattitude
I was expecting the answer to be a donut :?

It may come as a shock "Homer", but donuts are not the answer to everything...
#20
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
It may come as a shock "Homer", but donuts are not the answer to everything...

Correct, cheesecake is!
#21
Mattitude
Correct, cheesecake is!

'Proper' cheesecake....the day I catch you going into Iceland to buy that frozen
trash is the day I......
[mod]#22
Join me in the bowels of hell????
#23
Syzable
Join me in the bowels of hell????

Thanks for the invite son, but the last time I got invited to yours was about 9 1/2-10 months back & you weren't in...your missus wasn't best pleased with you...we had a long discussion about it??!?!
[mod]#24
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Thanks for the invite son, but the last time I got invited to yours was about 9 1/2-10 months back & you weren't in...your missus wasn't best pleased with you...we had a long discussion about it??!?!


:shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol: Gimme your money.......:-D
#25
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
'Proper' cheesecake....the day I catch you going into Iceland to buy that frozen
trash is the day I......

If you call the sort that you used to find at school the proper cheesecake, then you need not worry :-D

Actually, I wouldn't mind being able to buy the old school style cheesecake, but I don't know of anywhere where you can get it like that.
[mod]#26
Mattitude


Actually, I wouldn't mind being able to buy the old school style cheesecake, but I don't know of anywhere where you can get it like that.


Just leave it on the kitchen work top for a week, place in fridge for 1 hour....................and hey presto.........School Cheesecake. :thumbsup:
#27
Syzable
:shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol: Gimme your money.......:-D

My DNA is 40% proof...screws paternity tests....must say your neighbours can't be pleased with all the noise she makes!!?!?
[mod]#28
That's it..........post it twice to rub my nose in it. :cry: :giggle:
#29
Syzable
That's it..........post it twice to rub my nose in it. :cry: :giggle:

(Site went 'wobbly'...tried to edit a typo & it took 93 days to register & then duped it)

Think it might not have acurate posted what I said anyway....

must say your neighbours can't be pleased with all the noise she makes...while making coffee machine noises & then giving me instant!!?!
[mod]#30
:lol:

You wanna see her do the washing then. :shock: :o
#31
Syzable
:lol:

You wanna see her do the washing then. :shock: :o

She's not started sitting on top of the machine during that final spin has she?!?!
[mod]#32
Final Spin. :o It never stops. :-D
#33
Syzable
Final Spin. :o It never stops. :-D

The cleanest clothes & the dirtiest missus...how can that be bad Sy?!?!
[mod]#34
Life is good. :-D
#35
Syzable
Life is good. :-D

And ya missus is better...

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