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Help Needed............ I can get it up, but it wont stay up.

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. And its becoming very frustrating. Any tips please. I'm sure there must be a gadget I could get to stop it going down. The missus is getting very frustrated. See below for pics. .
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banned7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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And its becoming very frustrating.

Any tips please. I'm sure there must be a gadget I could get to stop it going down. The missus is getting very frustrated.

See below for pics.


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banned7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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banned#1
http://dudewhatarandomgirl.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/toiletseat.jpg


The cover is fine - but the seat needs to be held when taking a pee.

Obviously its not a problem for me, I'm hung like a donkey and can simply hold the seat up. However, with 2 young lads in the family, the easier (and often unpleasant) option is to pee with the seat down.

Is there a solution to this dilemma? (eg a catch to make it stay put!)


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#2
guv
Help Needed............ I can get it up, but it wont stay up.



One solution....Viagra :thumbsup:
#3
Do you find the water to be a tad cold when you drain the snake????:)
banned#4
StevenA2000_uk
One solution....Viagra :thumbsup:


Is that a type of catch that'll keep the seat up then?
[helper]#5
Do a pee sitting down.......
or see if you can loosen the bolts and slide the seat forward a bit
banned#6
Train Driver
Do you find the water to be a tad cold when you drain the snake????:)


No. I also use it as a scarf to keep me warm, so it stops just short.
#7
Wow, very tacky toilet seat.
banned#8
gari189
Do a pee sitting down.......


Not very Alpha brah
#9
StevenA2000_uk
One solution....Viagra :thumbsup:


I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard
#10
try castrating your young
#11
The JFK
Wow, very tacky toilet seat.


You've cleaned better I guess:)
banned#12
The JFK
Wow, very tacky toilet seat.


That might work. Could you advise what to use for a sticky substance?
#13
shosie
I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard


i did actually laugh
banned#14
markhodges1975
try castrating your young


Sorry. Not sure how cutting their balls off would actually help the seat stay up! Could you elaborate?
#15
Magnets?
#16
:lol:
#17
We actually had a toilet seat that wouldnt stay up...we always warned the males when they went for a pee!
#18
shosie
I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard


lol....

guv
Is that a type of catch that'll keep the seat up then?


As long as you give the latch a good lubricating then all should go well :thumbsup:
#19
what about a bit of velcro,sticky backed of course:thumbsup:
#20
shosie
I hear they realsed viagra eye drops, it screws up your vision but it will make you look hard


If you don't swallow the viagra pills quick enough..........You will get a proper stiff neck:p
#21
Take the lid off or use sticky back velcro.
Could get a slimmer cystern. Like the viagra idea lol
#22
I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!

Why can't they sit down and dab:whistling:
banned#23
jtx
Magnets?


I'll take a look. Thought they only did kitchens!:thumbsup:

dmtuk
We actually had a toilet seat that wouldnt stay up...we always warned the males when they went for a pee!


Excuse me. Are you implying I don't?

mickydibble
what about a bit of velcro,sticky backed of course:thumbsup:


vincentj
Take the lid off or use sticky back velcro.
Could get a slimmer cystern. Like the viagra idea lol


I just tried the Velcro Idea. Unfortunately my little'uns now stuck to the seat!
#24
deb8z
I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!

Why can't they sit down and dab:whistling:


Cos we weren't born to spend our lives on our backsides:p
#25
Men in some other countries sit down!
banned#26
deb8z
I really don't get why men have to stand up and shake!


Being hung like a Donkey, I have to stand up for number two's also!:p
banned#27
deb8z
Men in some other countries sit down!


They also dont use toilet paper!
#28
Thankfully i don't have to worry about toilet seats..lol
#29
deb8z
Thankfully i don't have to worry about toilet seats..lol


You pee standing up...........Repped;-)
banned#30
Train Driver
You pee standing up...........Repped;-)


Pics????????
#31
guv
Pics????????


dont tell me, with a spoon.......................................................................
banned#32
skusey
dont tell me, with a spoon.......................................................................


That was a boxer wasn't it?
#33
not implying anything sorry...;O( I should of said we also had.....
#34
guv
That was a boxer wasn't it?


Can you name the only boxer who crapped in the ring after winning his title????
banned#35
dmtuk
not implying anything sorry...;O( I should of said we also had.....


LOL.. You're new to this aren't you! :thumbsup::w00t:
banned#36
Train Driver
Can you name the only boxer who crapped in the ring after winning his title????


No.
#37
guv
No.


Fido......Crufts, 1978:p
#38
guv


I just tried the Velcro Idea. Unfortunately my little'uns now stuck to the seat!


Thought you were hung like a donkey? Try shaving? :-D
banned#39
Train Driver
Fido......Crufts, 1978:p


LOOOOOOL

publicnme
Thought you were hung like a donkey? Try shaving? :-D


Shave what?
#40
guv
LOOOOOOL



Shave what?


Your little'uns so they don't stick to the velcro...

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