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Just made myself a jacket potato with chicken and the coleslaw was 6 days out of date will I die? If so who wants my TV? Read More
Adam2050 Avatar
6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
Just made myself a jacket potato with chicken and the coleslaw was 6 days out of date will I die?

If so who wants my TV?
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6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
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#1
you will die within 6 hours-just long enough to call a courier and send me your tv AND your pc,have a bath,smoke a cigar and play a final game of hide the sausage with the wife.
#2
will I die?


Probably


If so who wants my TV?


I'll just have what's left of the spud.
#3
no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton
#4
numptyj
no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton

HOLY SMOKE!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/SCzgW1tcRiI/AAAAAAAADL0/5XUrE9QI-LA/s400/short+round+cart.JPG
2 Likes #5
numptyj
no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton

that happened to mrs barky once actually,but that was because she DIDNT swallow something nasty
banned#6
Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. It sounds very cheap lunch and you'll probably just die of embarrassment insteaad! :p
#7
barky
numptyj
no you wont die, but in 9 months time you will push a baby out of your bellybutton
that happened to mrs barky once actually,but that was because she DIDNT swallow something nasty

Coleslaw Recipe
Ingredients:

½ white cabbage
2 large carrots
½ red onion
4 tablespoons good mayonnaise
½ teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoons lemon juice
salt and pepper to season



Edited By: Adam2050 on Dec 14, 2010 12:55
#8
I worked out I was eating out of date coleslaw once when I realised it was fizzing in my mouth like a carbonated drink.

It killed me so I'm of course dead now. http://www.dairylandbjd.com/forum/images/smilies/th_emoticon-ghost.png
2 Likes #9
Ungreat
I worked out I was eating out of date coleslaw once when I realised it was fizzing in my mouth like a carbonated drink.It killed me so I'm of course dead now. http://www.dairylandbjd.com/forum/images/smilies/th_emoticon-ghost.png

reported for having a ghost account
#10
Depends what TV it is? :p
#11
guv
Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. It sounds very cheap lunch and you'll probably just die of embarrassment insteaad! :p

Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real....

http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif

If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.
#12
Adam2050
guv
Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. It sounds very cheap lunch and you'll probably just die of embarrassment insteaad! :p
Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real....http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gifIf ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.

get a dalmatian gif ffs-fed up with your pussy!
#13
barky
Adam2050
guv
Reported.... this can't possibly be a dear death as shown in the title. It sounds very cheap lunch and you'll probably just die of embarrassment insteaad! :p
Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real....http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gifIf ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.
get a dalmatian gif ffs-fed up with your pussy!

Whip it out then oO
#14
midlandscomics
will I die?
Probably
If so who wants my TV?
I'll just have what's left of the spud.

All gone.
#15
You will get sam and ella poisoning
banned#16
no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,

http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif
#17
Ewwww, I love coleslaw but never eat it after two days of opening (mind ou its never in the fridge that long!)

Home made coleslaw rocks!
#18
dog_cop
no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif

Waste not want not!

http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,
banned#19
Adam2050
Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real...If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.

You've lost me.... (and I cant see the image at work - its blocked!)

BTW - there's a new gif on the block! :D
banned#20
Adam2050
dog_cop
no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif
Waste not want not!http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,

noted.. and a bit of norkage on show there ;)
#21
guv
Adam2050
Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real...If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.
You've lost me.... (and I cant see the image at work - its blocked!)BTW - there's a new gif on the block! :D

It's embarassing.

It was the CAT O SHOCK.

New one is needed.
banned#22
Adam2050
guv
Adam2050
Like when people admit to watching Wrestling, and claim it's real...If ever there was a time for that gif the time is now.
You've lost me.... (and I cant see the image at work - its blocked!)BTW - there's a new gif on the block! :D
It's embarassing.It was the CAT O SHOCK.New one is needed.

no new cat gif needed we approve of that one
1 Like #23
6 days... what's the big deal.

I recently found a jar of Pasta sauce at the back of my kitchen cupboard. It was 9 years out of date, but the safety button was intact. After careful deliberation (lasting all of 2 seconds) I ate it. Yum Yum. :D
banned#24
Your wife isn't doing her job properly.
#25
etceteraz
6 days... what's the big deal. I recently found a jar of Pasta sauce at the back of my kitchen cupboard. It was 9 years out of date, but the safety button was intact. After careful deliberation (lasting all of 2 seconds) I ate it. Yum Yum. :D

Awesome!
#26
DLM
Your wife isn't doing her job properly.

Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way into town, skilled but not that skilled.
banned#27
Adam2050
DLM
Your wife isn't doing her job properly.
Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way into town, skilled but not that skilled.

I would never leave out of date food in my fridge.

I would make somebody such a good wife :3
1 Like #28
Adam2050
dog_cop
no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif
Waste not want not!http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,

Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the head?
#29
barky
Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the head?


Is this really an "either or" question?
banned#30
I see pussy.
#31
vibeone
I see pussy.

you using those binoculars on the neighbours again?
#32
DLM
Adam2050
DLM
Your wife isn't doing her job properly.
Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way into town, skilled but not that skilled.
I would never leave out of date food in my fridge.I would make somebody such a good wife :3

I'm the cook in this household, enjoy cooking, don't think any less of my wife.oO
banned#33
Adam2050
DLM
Adam2050
DLM
Your wife isn't doing her job properly.
Well I hope so, but she's at work atm so I can't really look all the way into town, skilled but not that skilled.
I would never leave out of date food in my fridge.I would make somebody such a good wife :3
I'm the cook in this household, enjoy cooking, don't think any less of my wife.oO

No wonder she married you :p
banned#34
barky
vibeone
I see pussy.


you using those binoculars on the neighbours again?


Yeah.. wow I didn't realise you lived across from me. Mrs B is a lovely looking lady. Keeps herself tidy doesn't she.
#35
Is he dead yet?
#36
Adam2050

Waste not want not!


http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545
Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,

Lol, dunno why she just didn't ask the photographer to aim the camera down a little. You can see her stretching her head out of the pic :D

Edited By: deek72 on Dec 14, 2010 14:23
#37
barky
Adam2050
dog_cop
no you wont die.. but your suck a cheap sake consuming out of date food,http://i.imgur.com/Ibp57.gif
Waste not want not!http://www.hotukdeals.com/for-sale-trade/50-all-to-go-6-8-10/826545 Checking out the pics in there atm, have to laugh. Girl has a neck problem.,,,
Third pic down-is she naked underneath that? or am I just sick in the head?


If you are, so am I... wishful thinking I am.... PM'd waiting for pictures of her feet :D
#38
dont ask me, ask... http://deathclock.com/

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