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professorEX Avatar
2y, 4m agoPosted 2 years, 4 months ago
I've got swagger but girls wont even respond
professorEX Avatar
2y, 4m agoPosted 2 years, 4 months ago
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Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.
11 Likes
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

Had to read that twice. Thought it said give instead of get. oO

X)
8 Likes
I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.

Through alcohol and poor judgement.. :)
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http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a603/professorex1/photo3_zpsfff42c6a.jpg



Edited By: professorEX on Jul 05, 2014 21:14
5 Likes

Profile needs nudz.

No wonder you're striking out.

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Edited By: professorEX on Jul 05, 2014 21:14
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banned 2 Likes #4
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#5
Maybe you should drink less to reduce the swagger :D
2 Likes #6
and you wonder why......
1 Like #7
Funny lines, but that's all they are. Lines.

Drop the cliche's & try being yourself (intended as constructive criticism, please don't take personally!)
5 Likes #8

Profile needs nudz.

No wonder you're striking out.
2 Likes #9
spiderbifida
Funny lines, but that's all they are. Lines.

Drop the cliche's & try being yourself (intended as constructive criticism, please don't take personally!)

Cliche's? That is Prof! That is who he is. The Prof is no pretender. oO

X)
5 Likes #10
it's no surprise that you're still a virgin X)
#11
You need to post a pic of your manly figure doing a body builder pose and the offer to use your chartered Yacht for the first date

Edited By: arachnoid on Jul 05, 2014 22:01
3 Likes #12
Your on Tesco network, that is why they are not responding.... X)
8 Likes #13
I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.

Through alcohol and poor judgement.. :)
banned#14
You need to lose the pic of you carrying that porker.

Is that you in the body building pose?
2 Likes #15
Great thread professor
1 Like #16
Elton Chong
You need to lose the pic of you carrying that porker.

Is that you in the body building pose?

You class her as a porker? oO
banned#17
OP should be able to get ANY girl on misc
13 Likes #18
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.
11 Likes #19
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

Had to read that twice. Thought it said give instead of get. oO

X)
3 Likes #20
Obviously they're all lesbians.
2 Likes #21
biddilybah
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

Had to read that twice. Thought it said give instead of get. oO

X)

I could easily change it X)
banned#22
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ronda-rousey-alexis-davis-ufc-175.jpg
3 Likes #23
deeky
biddilybah
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

Had to read that twice. Thought it said give instead of get.


I could easily change it X)

Well, you do have a thing for deleting/editing your comments don't you? ;)

X)
4 Likes #24
Elton Chong
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ronda-rousey-alexis-davis-ufc-175.jpg

They'd do us. Right prof?
banned 3 Likes #25
deeky
Elton Chong
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ronda-rousey-alexis-davis-ufc-175.jpg

They'd do us. Right prof?

I see you in the background deek
4 Likes #26
deeky
Elton Chong
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ronda-rousey-alexis-davis-ufc-175.jpg

They'd do us. Right prof?

das it mane!! DAS IT!
2 Likes #27
deeky
Elton Chong
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ronda-rousey-alexis-davis-ufc-175.jpg

They'd do us. Right prof?

You'd like a bit of Ronda Rousey? I'd be too scared of her kicking my ass for not doing the dishes. X)
banned#28
professorEX
deeky
Elton Chong
deeky
Pity you don't live near me Son. I'd take you out and get you some action.

http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ronda-rousey-alexis-davis-ufc-175.jpg

They'd do us. Right prof?

das it mane!! DAS IT!

You da best mane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-JOD3P_Bw
1 Like #29
If you're feeling lonely Prof, looks like dxx can help you out.
#30
Is this real? Are you actually saying this to girls?
2 Likes #31
Venezia
Is this real? Are you actually saying this to girls?

Do you even internet? :|
2 Likes #32
biddilybah
If you're feeling lonely Prof, looks like dxx can help you out.

http://i.imgur.com/lk4dQbx.jpg
2 Likes #33
professorEX
biddilybah
If you're feeling lonely Prof, looks like dxx can help you out.

http://i.imgur.com/lk4dQbx.jpg

My thoughts exactly Prof. X)
#34
That pic of you in the gym, damn son. You look like a god straight out of Greek mythology. If you can't get girls looking like that then there's no hope for you unfortunately.
#35
Your height scares me professorEX.... :p

Edited By: TheBoss96 on Jul 06, 2014 00:09
#36
Never once managed porkage with anyone on pof, but had plenty over the years with ladies from various chat rooms ;)
3 Likes #37

About Me
I seek a woman of superior caliber. A lady who is engaging, beautiful, of fit mind and physique, and who is refined. My standards are high, as I have yet to meet someone of my caliber in Sin City, but I assure you, if you catch my fancy, you well be rewarded with an erudite, educated, and exceptionally talented man who will pamper you and be the gentleman your grandmother told you to date.


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll235/Lorenz_77/xgllya_2.gif
1 Like #38
deeky

About Me
I seek a woman of superior caliber. A lady who is engaging, beautiful, of fit mind and physique, and who is refined. My standards are high, as I have yet to meet someone of my caliber in Sin City, but I assure you, if you catch my fancy, you well be rewarded with an erudite, educated, and exceptionally talented man who will pamper you and be the gentleman your grandmother told you to date.


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll235/Lorenz_77/xgllya_2.gif

Seems doable. Not too picky I don't think. :p
banned#39
ProfessorEx, do you want an honest review of your profile? I can think of a few reasons why the girls won't reply.
I can PM you if you don't want me to explain on here.
1 Like #40
FreyaWhite
ProfessorEx, do you want an honest review of your profile? I can think of a few reasons why the girls won't reply.
I can PM you if you don't want me to explain on here.

You should be in bed ;)X)

I could do a classic ProfessorEx one liner, but too tired :p

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