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Here is a good / bad joke lol . . . Whatever floats your boat.

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Little boy asks dad where poo comes from? Dad explains food passes down the oesophagus to stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before … Read More
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
Little boy asks dad where poo comes from? Dad explains food passes down the oesophagus to stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon & rectum to emerge as "poo". Blimey says little boy, so where the hell does Tigger come from?
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
I dont know if I should spam/expire this, as the title is very misleading.
#2
it certainly is a 'poo' joke.
#3
I liked it!!
#4
awwwwwwwww! haha
#5
im waiting for a good joke:?
#6
black gerbil1
I dont know if I should spam/expire this, as the title is very misleading.


why dont you just press the buttons lol?
#7
funny !:-D
#8
mr miagi
im waiting for a good joke:?



Two dyslexics in a car.
One says, "can you smell petrol?"
The other one replies, "f**k off, I can't even smell my own name."
#9
kemo
Two dyslexics in a car.
One says, "can you smell petrol?"
The other one replies, "f**k off, I can't even smell my own name."
thats more like it cheers:roll:
#10
mr miagi
im waiting for a good joke:?



wait no longer miagi:whistling:
#11
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed A camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here On the post and no women. And, sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's
Why we have Molly The Camel.'

The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay .'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the other men do it?'

'No, not really, sir.... They usually just ride the camel into town....Where the girls are.'
#12
A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and that she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts", she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself".
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
"No", replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes", said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy m**f
When the husband got back in she asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes", he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?"
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know", he said, "but the darts team hasn't"!
#13
:w00t::w00t: that was a good un
#14
mr miagi
:w00t::w00t: that was a good un


which one :whistling:
#15
alnbowes
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed A camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here On the post and no women. And, sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's
Why we have Molly The Camel.'

The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay .'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the other men do it?'

'No, not really, sir.... They usually just ride the camel into town....Where the girls are.'




Like it! cracker :thumbsup:
#16
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old?

Well…..you'll Love This One..

My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist.

I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Grey-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School .

'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.

'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.

He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'

'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely.

Then, That
Ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled,

Fat Assed,

Grey-haired,

Decrepit,

Son-of-a-bitch Asked:

' What Did You Teach? '
#17
alnbowes
which one :whistling:

yours
#18
Funny!!

Can I add one??

Hubby says to wife ....."My olympic condoms have arrived, I think I'll wear gold tonight". Wife says "why don't you wear silver and come 2nd for a change"!

Sorry. Hehe

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