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Here's something to think about....... ?

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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IN PRISON........You spend most of your time in an 8 x10 cell.
AT WORK..........You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 desk cubical.
IN PRISON........You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK.........You get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON.......You can watch t.v. And play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching t.v and playing games.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.........You can't even speak to your family and friends on the phone.
IN PRISON.....The tax payer pays all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK.....You pay all the expenses, then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Have a good day at work.
I'm off to prison.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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banned 1 Like #1
Have Fun!
#2
Well when you put it like that ........
#3
[SIZE="5"]Which Prison Rehabilitates Better?[/SIZE]

[COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"]Justizzentrum Leoben[/SIZE]
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http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/syria_austria_prison.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_06.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_07.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_08.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_09.jpg
#4
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_01.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_02.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_03.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_04.jpg
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/jzleoben_05.jpg
This prison is located in Styria, Austria.
#5
OR

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/pay_to_stay_cell.jpg
[SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Jaramillo Opts for $75-Per-Night Jail Accommodations[/COLOR][/SIZE]
"This cell at Fullerton City Jail is a pay-to-stay site. It’s like the Mayberry jail with modern technology,” a jailer says. A judge still must approve the deal."
banned#6
WTF?!?!? that's better than my uni halls!

EDIT: even the last one!
#7
i know and we pay for accomodation where they dont!

This is the reason behind the uber prison look.
"The Austrian criminal code and code of criminal procedure were riddled with Nazi amendments between 1938 and 1945 after the Anschluss (annexation by Germany), but each code was restored to its 1938 status when the country regained independence. Revisions of the criminal code in the mid-1960s, based on 10 years of work by a legal commission, give strong emphasis to the principle of government by law and allow unusual latitude in determining appropriate punishment and its implementation.

Austria attempts to distinguish among lawbreakers whose crimes are committed on impulse, those who are susceptible to rehabilitation, and those who are addicted to crime and are incorrigible. Further reforms of the criminal code in 1974 emphasised the importance of avoiding jail sentences whenever possible because of the potentially antisocial effects of even a short prison term. Vagrancy, begging, and prostitution are specifically decriminalised. In large communities, prostitution is regulated by health authorities, and prostitutes and brothels are registered. Individual local jurisdictions retain the authority to prohibit prostitution, however. Provisions in the 1974 law modified the punishment for business theft and shoplifting and restricted the definitions of riotous assembly and insurrection."


"Incidence of Crime
The crime rate in Austria is low compared to other industrialised countries. An analysis was done using Interpol data for Austria. For purpose of comparison, data were drawn for the 7 offenses used to compute the United States FBI's index of crime. Austria is compared with Japan (country with a low crime rate) and USA (country with a high crime rate). "
#8
Those pics are a prison?! I wanna go to prison lol
#9
http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sCo_uhm.gifState of the art prison!! They are suppose to be being punished not living the life of luxury!!
banned#10
its the good people that get ripped off!
#11
For anyone who is interested this was by hohensinn-architektur More piccys at website.
#12
Thanks for the piccy's Kippy ..... What a life, eh !

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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102...

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.

You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.

I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
#13
Prisons are not places where offenders are sent for punishment but for rehabilitation, show the prisoners some basic human decency and privelidges and they are more receptive to rehabilitation, more willing to undertake learning and education programmes and even learn skills that will serve them in a trade upon release. I learnt a lot - DONT GET CAUGHT!!! Seriously though once sent to prison you can find yourself in a rut and never ending circle as no-one wants to employ an ex-con, Ive been in that circle and eventually managed to break free with the love of a good woman who I love deeply and three great kids who mean the world to me!!! I never asked for anyones sympathy, I let a lot of people down whilst going round in "The Circle", family, friends and myself!

You will find that 90%+ of those in the prison system would prefer to be out of that lifestyle but honestly dont know how to escape from the circle.
#14
harlzter;1948123
Prisons are not places where offenders are sent for punishment but for rehabilitation, show the prisoners some basic human decency and privelidges and they are more receptive to rehabilitation, more willing to undertake learning and education programmes and even learn skills that will serve them in a trade upon release. I learnt a lot - DONT GET CAUGHT!!! Seriously though once sent to prison you can find yourself in a rut and never ending circle as no-one wants to employ an ex-con, Ive been in that circle and eventually managed to break free with the love of a good woman who I love deeply and three great kids who mean the world to me!!! I never asked for anyones sympathy, I let a lot of people down whilst going round in "The Circle", family, friends and myself!

You will find that 90%+ of those in the prison system would prefer to be out of that lifestyle but honestly dont know how to escape from the circle.

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=olive]CHANGE THAT AVATAR BACK![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=#808000]AND DON'T SAY NO TO ME.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#15
raptorcigs;1948155
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=olive]CHANGE THAT AVATAR BACK![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=#808000]AND DON'T SAY NO TO ME.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[CENTER][FONT=Impact][COLOR=Red][SIZE=7]NO!!!![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
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[SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]PS> That better???[/COLOR][/SIZE]
#16
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj176/kipper1105/jitcrunchaspx.jpg
no worries harlzter ... deploying army of meows.
#17
Oh No! Not The Raptors Avatar's Turn
#18
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj176/kipper1105/5072704203504.jpg

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