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His Mother!

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...

Like his mother used to do.
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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banned#1
I keep telling my bf, if he doesn't like it at mine.

His mother live's up the road :-D
#2
haha ;-)

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