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I am. Are you? This thread is about me. What if I'm scared of the dark!? What if there are burglars? What if there's something dodgy under my bed?! What if...the electricity goes off? What i…
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6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
I am. Are you?

This thread is about me.

What if I'm scared of the dark!? What if there are burglars? What if there's something dodgy under my bed?! What if...the electricity goes off? What if someone knocks at the door? What if there is a storm?
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6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
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banned#1
what if i dont care ?
2 Likes #2
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2267/yougonnagetrapedyorappe.jpg
#3
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?


Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.
#4
i hate being home alone, i always keep the doors locked even during the day and leave a light on at night.
#5
numptyj
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2267/yougonnagetrapedyorappe.jpg


Let yourself in.

dcx_badass
I am, no-one else has moved in yet (i moved in today), someone is tomorrow, two more at end of the week and one more at the end of the month.


Are you living with strangers?
#6
angelfairee
numptyj
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2267/yougonnagetrapedyorappe.jpg


Let yourself in.


dont worry im already waiting :p
#7
http://www.visionaryrealtynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/burglar.jpg
#8
i hate bein alone at night but i got 2 dogs (little but yappie) lol
#9
angelfairee
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?
Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.

WOW - PM backfire right there!

Alright AF. Why alone tonight? You live with parents/flatmates?
#10
What if I'm scared of the dark!?


Leave the lights on


What if there are burglars?


Ask them to come back in the morning.


What if there's something dodgy under my bed?!


Take it out and amuse yourself for an hour or two.


What if...the electricity goes off?


Press the "Emergency Credit" button.


What if someone knocks at the door?


See the answer to "What if there are burglars"?


What if there is a storm?


Stay indoors.
#11
Marina
http://www.visionaryrealtynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/burglar.jpg


MAWINA!

We don't have curtains, we have blinds. Silly.

vicknanth
i hate bein alone at night but i got 2 dogs (little but yappie) lol


There's a Rottweiler downstairs but that's not the point. How is the dog going to help me if there is a storm or...something?!

cw9652

WOW - PM backfire right there!

Alright AF. Why alone tonight? You live with parents/flatmates?


My housemates are both at work. Am I supposed to walk around naked or something? Surely there are other home alone activities?
banned#12
What a loser.

MAN UP AF

(not like that)
#13
http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/293_home_alone_121107.jpg
#14
angelfairee
Marina
http://www.visionaryrealtynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/burglar.jpg
MAWINA! We don't have curtains, we have blinds. Silly.

oops, got the wrong house!

Edited By: Marina on Sep 14, 2010 22:45: you see....
#15
angelfairee
Surely there are other home alone activities?

Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with cardboard cutouts, drop tins of paint from the stairs.....

Edited By: cw9652 on Sep 14, 2010 22:46: ...
#16
fail on my comment which got caught by swear filter :(
#17
vibeone
What a loser.

MAN UP AF

(not like that)


http://www.humanebugcatcher.com/images/spider-hat.jpg
#18
cw9652
Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with cardboard cutouts, drop tins of paint from the stairs.....


None of that sounds very fun. It also sounds like most of it would hurt me and then I'd have to clean it all up. That's no fun at all. My maid doesn't come on Wednesdays.
#19
cw9652
Heat the door handle, put toy parts on the floor, have a party with cardboard cutouts, drop tins of paint from the stairs.....

:D

also count coco pops in the box.....
banned#20
angelfairee
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?


Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.


attempt at being heartless fail.
my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.
banned#21
ryman1000
angelfairee
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?


Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.


attempt at being heartless fail.
my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.


posted from my iphone.......

*whistles*
#22
Marina
:D

also count coco pops in the box.....


This is a definite winner. I'll do it.

ryman1000

attempt at being heartless fail.
my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.


I didn't specify when. You're not with her all the time. If you are...no wonder she's fed up of you.
banned#23
vibeone
ryman1000
angelfairee
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?


Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.


attempt at being heartless fail.
my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.


posted from my iphone.......

*whistles*


i thought i got it ...then i didn't
#24
angelfairee
My maid doesn't come on Wednesdays.

She needs a new fella.

So how is naked Tuesday going for you?

Edited By: cw9652 on Sep 14, 2010 22:59: ...
banned#25
ryman1000
vibeone
ryman1000
angelfairee
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?


Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.


attempt at being heartless fail.
my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.


posted from my iphone.......

*whistles*


i thought i got it ...then i didn't


You probably did, it wasnt very good, but im tired and bored. I was incinuating i was next door with your lady friend, and thus posting on my iphone inferred that.

Like I said, not a lot of humour there, and certainly none left now :P
#26
cw9652

She needs a new fella.

So how is naked Tuesday going for you?


So far it lacks nakedness. I'm sleepy and bored now. Provide me with entertainment or I'll have to resort to going to bed.
banned#27
vibeone
ryman1000
vibeone
ryman1000
angelfairee
ryman1000
what if i dont care ?


Then I don't care that your girlfriend doesn't love you and is sleeping with someone else. THAT'S WHAT.


attempt at being heartless fail.
my girlfriend is with me now so unless someones in the other room **** her now i think your wrong.


posted from my iphone.......

*whistles*


i thought i got it ...then i didn't


You probably did, it wasnt very good, but im tired and bored. I was incinuating i was next door with your lady friend, and thus posting on my iphone inferred that.

Like I said, not a lot of humour there, and certainly none left now :P


:D
i was tied between, my OH is my iphone, i was talking to her on facetime and your hilarious joke
#28
angelfairee
So far it lacks nakedness. I'm sleepy and bored now. Provide me with entertainment or I'll have to resort to going to bed.

What do you want? (Really open question)....
#29
cw9652
angelfairee
So far it lacks nakedness. I'm sleepy and bored now. Provide me with entertainment or I'll have to resort to going to bed.


What do you want? (Really open question)....


I don't answer questions like that, they always get me into trouble.
#30
I am at work alone in the middle of nowhere :(
#31
What would one do, if one wasn't bothered? oO
#32
livingthelife07
What would one do, if one wasn't bothered? oO


Bother i guess lol
#33
darren9030
livingthelife07
What would one do, if one wasn't bothered? oO



Bother i guess lol

Lol, I shouldn't of replied! X)
banned#34
Do what my wife does AF leave all the lights on get a teddy and cuddle up in bed.
banned#35
How do these girls make it through life?!
banned#36
vibeone
How do these girls make it through life?!

Having a strong dependable man by their sides
banned#37
I think your dependability has been called into question once or twice before though has it not?

(I was gonna let you get away with that one, because sexism IS funny and IS right, but come on... you were asking for it!)
banned#38
sorry I meant inside, not beside
banned#39
I think a bit of sick just came up :P

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