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Home from work early

skusey Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.

"Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!"

While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend.

"Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!"
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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I laughed too
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lol :p

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