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skusey Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they

were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne

and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new

wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess...





Smallcox
skusey Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
size doesn't matter
#2
L O L :-)
#3
[QUOTE=oxter]size doesn't matter[/QU
yes it does
#4
Skusey, this must be a record.
I haven't heard this one before,.....and I thought it was funny.
Keep it up. :thumbsup:...........The joke writing that is. :w00t:
#5
Yes, it does:whistling:
#6
Lol, That was brilliant ! :-D
#7
chesso
Yes, it does:whistling:


Run your cursor over my rep and you'll find out my prowess

And I can see why yours remains untouched
#8
oxter
Run your cursor over my rep and you'll find out my prowess

And I can see why yours remains untouched

They say that to massage the ego - keep you wanting more (rep) :whistling:


I am a lady!!!
#9
chesso


I am a lady!!!


But foxy allegedly !!

I didn't say you were anything else : = )
#10
I don't have a prowess!!
#11
:-D:-D
#12
chesso
I don't have a prowess!!


Prowess : Promoting Women's Enterprise Support Prowess - promoting women's enterprise support. A UK wide trade association.
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#14
Oh all right then I do.
Not telling you what they are though, my prowesses.

That isn't flirting by the way, as I'm old enough to be at least one generation above you!!

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