How can i tell the difference between a dog and a cat? - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

How can i tell the difference between a dog and a cat?

D_G Avatar
banned7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
help
D_G Avatar
banned7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Options

All Comments

(20) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
Hold a mouse out.
If it goes for it, it's a cat.
#2
a dog barks and a cat meows?
#3
This is easy.....

One lays egg's in the street for people to pick up! (i know i do them , Woof)

The other lays egg's in next door's garden gravel to be trodden in (after it's killed a song bird's that is!)
#4
You serious? Even my 11 month old daughter can tell the difference....!
#5
pull its tail a cat will scratch you a dog will bite you!! :)
#6
Throw a stick, if it goes after it, its a dog, if it looks at you as if to say, idot why did you do that, its a cat.:roll:

:thumbsup:
#7
Ones a dog and the others one a cat (WTF?)
#8
if it attacks you then it is a cat because they are viscous and evil
#9
one says moooo

and the other is a cow
#10
Drop it from a tall building, if it lands on its feet, then its a cat. If not, poor pooch! :)


Don't attack me .... only kidding .... wouldn't hurt an animal.
banned#11
thanks guys! maybe i will now be able to tell the difference.... using predikuesi's idea of course :)
#12
I am loving this thread and the great answers to such a question!
#14
Predikuesi;4145775
Drop it from a tall building, if it lands on its feet, then its a cat. If not, poor pooch! :)


Don't attack me .... only kidding .... wouldn't hurt an animal.


I wanted to say if you put petrol on a cat n chuck a match at it, it will go woof, But I love cats :) so I won't say it , :?
#15
They taste different and dogs take longer to cook.
banned#16
The JFK
They taste different and dogs take longer to cook.


loool
banned#17
thank the lordy cameras have model numbers on, oh wait.........
#18
[SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]the only time i cannot tell the difference is when it rains.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj176/kipper1105/Raining_Cats_and_Dogs_by_JohnSu.jpg
© Raining_Cats_and_Dogs_by_JohnSu (deviantart)
1 Like #19
Excerpts From The Dog’s Daily Diary”

8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!

“Excerpts From The Cat’s Daily Diary”

Day 283 Of My Captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing
that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In
an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am
capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.
They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.
I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However,
I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement
was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what
this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and
seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be
an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am
certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. . . .
#20
.............the dog says bow wow.......... the cat says meistheboss

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!