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How Clean Is Your Mind?

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I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse? 2) What is it that … Read More
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1d, 2m agoPosted 1 decade, 2 months ago
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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1d, 2m agoPosted 1 decade, 2 months ago
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#1
good god my mind must be filthier than a racist miner
#2
I can find innuendo in the most innocuous of comments!!!

I have no chance:whistling: :-D
#3
i will post the answers in a bit.
#4
Answer: Not very:p
#5
OMG I have shocked myself!! :w00t:
1 Like #6
I can't think of clean answers to any of them !
#7
1) Talk?
2) Legs?
3) Bank note?
4)
5) aunt, hunt, punt, runt
6)
7) fork?
8)
9)
10) surname

I'll have to think a bit more about the other 4
#8
ANSWERS:

1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty pound note
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Whole nut chocolate bar
9. grit
10. last name
#9
9 grit ?
#10
Think cat litter
#11
ace_dynamo
Think cat litter

yeah i posted mine the same time as the other person ..i meant 9 grit ? as in 'is 9 grit?'
#12
I stuggled with that. I think I might have problems... :)
#13
I could think of most of them, however they werent my first answers :oops:
#14
Can't believe it took until the 3rd post for Muckypup to pile in with a response!!! Must be loosing your touch honey!!!
#15
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
Can't believe it took until the 3rd post for Muckypup to pile in with a response!!! Must be loosing your touch honey!!!

I was still celebrating the fortune of Lazarus;-)
#16
Tried these on mum :) She did quite well actually, although I do think it should be timed - she took aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages on each question
#17
esims84
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?


I thought the answer to this one was stomachs! ;-) :w00t: :whistling:
#18
didn't see the answers on page 1 d'oh!
#19
birdyboyuk
I thought the answer to this one was stomachs! ;-) :w00t: :whistling:


:giggle: How many women do you know with 2 stomachs????

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