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How do I start a cult?

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4 Likes #1
with a "C"?
1 Like #2
mutley1
with a "C"?
Yes cult with a c.
5 Likes #3
Press the 'start' button.
4 Likes #4
mutley1
with a "C"?


It's an "a" that starts 'a Cult' though?
#5
Send me £5000 and I'll tell you a full proof way. Guaranteed or not your money back.
3 Likes #6
I'm in. What's the plan?
#7
Start a fruit based "i" company
banned#8
yu havent got what it takes :D
#9
Whatever you do ...don't be a silly cult!
#10
Loads of cults on here already, you've missed the boat
2 Likes #11
smckev
Send me £5000 and I'll tell you a full proof way. Guaranteed or not your money back.


Fool proof.
6 Likes #12
Yat
How do I start a cult?
g1bbuk
Press the 'start' button.

1985 has the answer:
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU#t=11 ]

Back in the days when tracks this good only got to number 15 in the popular hit parade, & nobody... well, I don't think... has made any intro to a song as good as this... ever!
#13
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Yat
How do I start a cult?
g1bbuk
Press the 'start' button.

1985 has the answer:
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU#t=11 ]

Back in the days when tracks this good only got to number 15 in the popular hit parade, & nobody... well, I don't think... has made any intro to a song as good as this... ever!

I liked Rain as much as that one.
1 Like #14
airfix
I liked Rain as much as that one.

Have you heard the version by Theatres des Vampires?

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PWtZCW1Omc ]
4 Likes #15
Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - just for the sake of argument let's dream up something hypothetical like.......... Arabian Knits. Then play silly little boy games acting in concert in a thinly disguised (in vain) effort to destroy the place where you met, then meet a sticky end one by one. Fin.
1 Like #16
1 Like #17
Give Ian Astbury a bell.
#18
ceres
Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - just for the sake of argument let's dream up something hypothetical like.......... Arabian Knits. Then play silly little boy games acting in concert in a thinly disguised (in vain) effort to destroy the place where you met, then meet a sticky end one by one. Fin.

Breakdown, froth, & real tears there by the sounds of it.
#19
Monkeybumcheeks
Give Ian Astbury a bell.

Do you have his number?
1 Like #20
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Monkeybumcheeks
Give Ian Astbury a bell.

Do you have his number?

Lame I know.....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Sanctuarymcmxciii.jpg
#21
Monkeybumcheeks
Lame I know.....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Sanctuarymcmxciii.jpg

You missed the (more) obvious answer of the B-side:

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDZCMxdidvM ]
#22
Invent an unbelievable way of living "fact" that cant be disporoven then lambast all media types with your "new way" until you have a small coven of close consorts willing to do your bidding.Then have them provide 50% of all earnings for your teachings and toe clippings so that you can live in luxury for the rest of your life.

Edited By: arachnoid on Dec 21, 2014 21:30
1 Like #23
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Monkeybumcheeks
Lame I know.....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Sanctuarymcmxciii.jpg

You missed the (more) obvious answer of the B-side:

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDZCMxdidvM ]

.....just plain unlucky ;)
#24
write a sci fi book (Scientology)
#25
Get everyone to vote you a VIP. Simples. X)
#26
How many wives will i be allowed if i join your cult?
#27
Yacult ?[sic]
#28
its not worth the bother, you have to kill them all in the end, and the cleaning takes ages
#29
Mark2111
How many wives will i be allowed if i join your cult?

Forget wives, if you join you'll have three husbands.
#30
ceres
Get a little group of chums together and give yourselves a silly name - just for the sake of argument let's dream up something hypothetical like.......... Arabian Knits. Then play silly little boy games acting in concert in a thinly disguised (in vain) effort to destroy the place where you met, then meet a sticky end one by one. Fin.

Wow, let it go ceres, let it go.
#31
Cut out pieces of random fabric and start sewing them together
banned#32
Cm Punk?
#33
RatedRPornstar

Wow, let it go ceres, let it go.

Awww, bless! The l'il wannabe. You might want to take your own advice X)

Edited By: ceres on Dec 22, 2014 09:33
#34
ceres
RatedRPornstar

Wow, let it go ceres, let it go.

Awww, bless! The l'il wannabe. You might want to take your own advice X)

Let's be friends.
#35
RatedRPornstar
Let's be friends.

Tricky one, let me think about that.

Right, thought about it.

No.
#36
ceres
RatedRPornstar
Let's be friends.

Tricky one, let me think about that.

Right, thought about it.

No.

Let bygones be bygones, let's start over. I don't even know why you don't like me?
#37
I'll give it a whirl. Ravenous sex and sacrifice? Sounds good to me!
http://youtu.be/NrLkTZrPZA4
#38
I think your first member should be a therapist and he will take it from there

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