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How do you get to Heaven from Ireland?

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7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if
they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale
and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the
children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for
them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE F****NG' DEAD...'
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7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
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lmao !
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v.funny !!!

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