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How do you tell someone they stink

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banned8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
no, I dont have anyone in the office or my friends who does just simply wondering if you have ever told someone and what was your plan of action ..........
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banned8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
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#1
You Need A Bath Bo Boy Now **** Off You Stinky Sweaty **** **** ****
#2
raptorcigs
You Need A Bath Bo Boy Now **** Off You Stinky Sweaty **** **** ****


bet you thought one of them words would be starred out!
#3
But it is now!!!!!! :oops:
#4
borolad94;2834627
bet you thought one of them words would be starred out!

YEA WHAT A ****ER
#5
look them in the eye and say "get out of my sight, you smelly b**tard"
#6
here thers £3 go and buy some right guard you sweaty freak
#7
raptorcigs
You Need A Bath Bo Boy Now **** Off You Stinky Sweaty **** **** ****


ha, its true though there is no other way of telling him, i used to work with someone who had really bad breath, like really bad, havent brushed in a week bad, managerobviously didnt know how to tell him, he was sacked rather sharpish.

face to face sales werent too good on his behalf :whistling:
#8
Suck My 2 Veg And Tone Down Your Breath(only Do This To A Woman)
#9
drag them to a jet wash and spray them to bits!!!!
1 Like #10
Take them to the drive thru car wash, pop their window down and get out of the car. Should sort the upper body anyway.
I don't think that deodorant is the answer.
banned#11
catinthehat
look them in the eye and say "get out of my sight, you smelly b**tard"


mr miagi
here thers £3 go and buy some right guard you sweaty freak


Lol I should have added the word nicely up there
banned#12
rockatin
ha, its true though there is no other way of telling him, i used to work with someone who had really bad breath, like really bad, havent brushed in a week bad, managerobviously didnt know how to tell him, he was sacked rather sharpish.

face to face sales werent too good on his behalf :whistling:


Oh thats rather sad to be honest

raptorcigs
Suck My 2 Veg And Tone Down Your Breath(only Do This To A Woman)


Hmmm smooth operator you are matey
#13
One guy got taken into the office and told he needed to use deodarant.
Summer Evenings stunk the place out!
banned#14
catinthehat
look them in the eye and say "get out of my sight, you smelly b**tard"


I like the bas**rd bit :thumbsup:
#15
Dell_in_the_bed
Lol I should have added the word nicely up there

ok then. hello could you please go to the shop and get some right guard you stink and its doing my head in!
#16
I couldnt tell someone unless its family.
All i would do is buy some spray, make out u just bought it on buy one get one free and sit next to the smelly person, spray some and say hey what u think of this... ( both smelling it) If he says its nice say, hey here you are have one, it was buy one get one free anyway. ( leave it on his desk and walk off)
#17
If its bad breath they have then......

One day (when you are sure they have a pack of gum on them) politetly ask them if they have any chewing gum.
When they reply yes say... 'Oh good, because you need to use it.' :lol:
#18
have people been skirting round the subject to you in work or summat dell:whistling:
#19
tell them they are going cock eyed like the lad on the lynx advert. quality
banned#20
pcnutta
I couldnt tell someone unless its family.
All i would do is buy some spray, make out u just bought it on buy one get one free and sit next to the smelly person, spray some and say hey what u think of this... ( both smelling it) If he says its nice say, hey here you are have one, it was buy one get one free anyway. ( leave it on his desk and walk off)


What if he says I smell better than the bloody deodrant any given day :?
#21
I would say

oh i think someones farted .....:viking:

repeat throughout the day just a few mins of being within smelling distance
banned#22
alnbowes
have people been skirting round the subject to you in work or summat dell:whistling:



We actually have a shower in the office, so if someone does I will drag them in ... ladies will be helped on request
#23
King of Thieves
If its bad breath they have then......

One day (when you are sure they have a pack of gum on them) politetly ask them if they have any chewing gum.
When they reply yes say... 'Oh good, because you need to use it.' :lol:


hahah or ask them to say arghhhhhhhh like in the dentist, and chuck a chewing gum in there gob as they do it!
#24
Dell_in_the_bed
What if he says I smell better than the bloody deodrant any given day :?


Say actually mate you dont... put can on desk and walk off holding your nose!
#25
pcnutta
hahah or ask them to say arghhhhhhhh like in the dentist, and chuck a chewing gum in there gob as they do it!


:lol: I like your thinking :thumbsup:
#26
I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies

It stiinks .....anyone starts squirting perfume in the office or owt like that and i give it a quick blast under the desk , only a few know i have it .....withinn a few mins everyones saying .....whats that smell :whistling:
#27
alnbowes
I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies

It stiinks .....anyone starts squirting perfume in the office or owt like that and i give it a quick blast under the desk , only a few know i have it .....withinn a few mins everyones saying .....whats that smell :whistling:

do they still sell brut???? or did you get it from a museum
#28
u fibber alan u squirt it under your desk when u trump! to mask the fact you farted init" hahah
banned#29
oi mate change your deodrant as the one your using.. ISNT WORKING:-D
banned#30
dog_cop
oi mate change your deodrant as the one your using.. ISNT WORKING:-D


Thats quite effective and tame for you :)
banned#31
Foosball Chum;2834875
Thats quite effective and tame for you :)

throwing a can of deo at them is a bit brutal though
banned#32
dog_cop
throwing a can of deo at them is a bit brutal though


Slighty more effective :giggle:
banned#33
King of Thieves
If its bad breath they have then......

One day (when you are sure they have a pack of gum on them) politetly ask them if they have any chewing gum.
When they reply yes say... 'Oh good, because you need to use it.' :lol:



Oyyeee you, clean your inbox :-D

pcnutta
Say actually mate you dont... put can on desk and walk off holding your nose!


Interesting .....
banned#34
Foosball Chum;2834893
Slighty more effective :giggle:

thread made me laugh, as i was nominated to tell one of our course members that he had issues..that was fun :whistling:
banned#35
alnbowes
I have a can of BRUT in me desk drawer for smellies

It stiinks .....anyone starts squirting perfume in the office or owt like that and i give it a quick blast under the desk , only a few know i have it .....withinn a few mins everyones saying .....whats that smell :whistling:


Girls must really dig for you matey :thumbsup:
banned#36
dog_cop
thread made me laugh, as i was nominated to tell one of our course members that he had issues..that was fun :whistling:


Lol you actually did, did he shout ? Are you being hunt down now :?
#37
brut smells worse!!!
banned#38
Dell_in_the_bed;2834911
Lol you actually did, did he shout ? Are you being hunt down now :?

he now smells of lilly of the valley :thumbsup:
banned#39
dog_cop
he now smells of lilly of the valley :thumbsup:


Shizzer ..... Now dont go about kissing him will ya
banned#40
mr miagi;2834913
brut smells worse!!!

Brut, am I the only one who likes it, black :? .....

[SIZE=1]I have a feeling I should have never posted the above [/SIZE]

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