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How I got a free sausage roll for appearing in Men's Fitness...

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So, what happened was this: Was "between" money, and hungry. Luckily, I carry my starring copy of Men's Fitness with me at all times (middle page spread, showing off my "guns"). Anyhoo, went into… Read More
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
So, what happened was this:

Was "between" money, and hungry.
Luckily, I carry my starring copy of Men's Fitness with me at all times (middle page spread, showing off my "guns").
Anyhoo, went into Greggs and said to the brah behind the counter:
"any chance of a free sandwich for a famous brah innit - I'm in Men's Fitness"?
he goes
"no brah, but show me your pic and I'll give you a sausage roll".

Deal done, I showed him mine, he gave me his. Deal or what?!!??


NOT in any way anything to do with Men's Health. Men's Fitness, innit?

mm
- spikeyjacko
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
damn my norks!!! sorta exclueds me from mens fitness :x
#2
jellybaby22
norks....what are norks.....?:?


boobies!
#3
nice one brah
#4
I would also like to point out, for the record, that this was for a sausage roll, NOT a roll and sausage...........
#5
jellybaby22
o ok..yh i def. couldnt get a free sausage roll then.......looooooooooooooool


loooooooooooooooooool baby ODB is always calling them norks- have another glass of wine!! :thumbsup:

in all future cases i would refer to them as bOObies but then the boys wouldnt know what i meant!!
#6
grex9101
I would also like to point out, for the record, that this was for a sausage roll, NOT a roll and sausage...........


whats the RRP????
1 Like #7
I'd deffo get a sausage roll.......maybe even a chicken tikka slice in that case.
Cheers OP,thats my day mapped out tomorrow then :thumbsup:
banned#8
foxymissroxy
whats the RRP????


about tooth hurty
#9
guv
about tooth hurty


BRAH!! thats an expensive roll !!
#10
foxymissroxy
whats the RRP????


From memory, sausage rolls are 70p, JUMBO ones are 98p.

Rolls and sausage are £1.10.

I got a Jumbo one!
#11
jellybaby22
he doesnt call mine norks......o...k..I have said too much...looooool the wine is heading to my head.....Lol


lol well tis a general man term poor things they have to make up simple words cause tits be far too hard!!
#12
foxymissroxy
lol well tis a general man term poor things they have to make up simple words cause tits be far too hard!!


nothing worse than hard tits!
#13
grex9101
From memory, sausage rolls are 70p, JUMBO ones are 98p.

Rolls and sausage are £1.10.

I got a Jumbo one!


Jumbo and a new shirt?? you been doing overtime?
banned#14
foxymissroxy
Jumbo and a new shirt?? you been doing overtime?


Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get given. (allegedly)
#15
foxymissroxy
Jumbo and a new shirt?? you been doing overtime?


guv
Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get given. (allegedly)


Life of luxury guys,

free nivea face cream, free protein shakes, and the best bit:

they come to your house and widen all your doorways so that your big head can fit through!
#16
guv
Nah it was probably a freebie giveaway. Its amaising what models get given. (allegedly)


jeez free sausage roll free shirt tis a high life!!
#17
foxymissroxy
jeez free sausage roll free shirt tis a high life!!


guilty as charged!
#18
I take it you just forgot your wallet and are not poor? Why did you have the magazine with you? I'd never do that, ever. I'd rather die
#19
lol another BG1 thread
#20
Doesnt writing 'parody thread' in the tags sort of negate the parody?
#21
kungfu
Doesnt writing 'parody thread' in the tags sort of negate the parody?


Good point. ;-)
#22
Liddle ol' me
Good point. ;-)

v.good point ;-)
#23
silent
I take it you just forgot your wallet and are not poor? Why did you have the magazine with you? I'd never do that, ever. I'd rather die


you obviously aint bigger then god then!!
#24
lol @ yet more brazen faced obsession.

imitation is the most sincere form of flattery :)
#25
robtallica
lol @ yet more brazen faced obsession.

imitation is the most sincere form of flattery :)


Another good point. ;-)

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