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how is it when ur out at the pub and need to go to the loo the door wont lock and the

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9y, 1w agoPosted 9 years, 1 week ago
how is it when your out at the pub and you need a pee the door never locks and there is never any loo roll !!! have u ever tried to crouch and hold the door with one leg and do ur business whithout having a mishap after:giggle: :w00t: having had a few drinks !!!!
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9y, 1w agoPosted 9 years, 1 week ago
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#1
Lol I think every woman on here will know exactly what you're talking about :giggle: :giggle:
#2
The mind boggles:giggle:
#3
bobbybox
The mind boggles:giggle:


would u like a camera !!!! lol:w00t:
#4
dirty dirty dirty
#5
Its bad for men too, even sitting on the chair and trying to reach the door with your foot, really difficult too when you have to wipe upa fter too lol
#6
ryouga
Its bad for men too, even sitting on the chair and trying to reach the door with your foot, really difficult too when you have to wipe upa fter too lol



Sitting on the chair?! :giggle: Are you stuck in the 18th century & having to use a commode?! :giggle: :giggle:
#7
Seat I mean then, im just tired, anyway off to bed had about 5 hours sleep last night and have to be up at 10am as going to Chester.
#8
Spoilsport :-(
#9
JDeal come & say something funny about ryouga's commode :lol:
banned 1 Like #10
I think i've given Ryouga a hard enough time as it stands. But when a pretty Lady asks so nicely.

I think Ryouga didn't actually mistype, and his need to wipe up after was becaue he was sat on a chair. Doesn't explain why he was trying to reach the door with his foot mind, perhaps it was some weird sexual game with his flatmate that went too far and left him chained to the chair, the same chair which he lost his dignity upon. You'd be surprised how ironic this is to me at the moment.

By the way, don't you know, when you request a joke it's always a dissapointment. During my comedian years, I used to do requests, but they always asked for something funny and I was lost.
#11
Now come on, I'll be the mature one here and not laugh at Ryougas commode.
#12
JDeal
I think i've given Ryouga a hard enough time as it stands. But when a pretty Lady asks so nicely.

I think Ryouga didn't actually mistype, and his need to wipe up after was becaue he was sat on a chair. Doesn't explain why he was trying to reach the door with his foot mind, perhaps it was some weird sexual game with his flatmate that went too far and left him chained to the chair, the same chair which he lost his dignity upon. You'd be surprised how ironic this is to me at the moment.

By the way, don't you know, when you request a joke it's always a dissapointment. During my comedian years, I used to do requests, but they always asked for something funny and I was lost.



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#13
t0mm
Now come on, I'll be the mature one here and not laugh at Ryougas commode.



Lol I don't know why this made me laugh so much :giggle: :giggle:

I can just imagine him setting off for Chester in the morning with his horse-drawn carriage :lol:
banned#14
That's it, give me three sympathy smilies.
#15
Sadie, you know deep down i was laughing inside.
#16
JDeal
That's it, give me three sympathy smilies.



Aww JD they're real ones... I even cried a little :lol: (with laughter before you say otherwise! :p)
#17
JD, you know the laughter bit was the real sympathy vote.
#18
Take no notice of t0mm, JD! He's just jealous cos he's not funny like you are :giggle:
#19
England's finest says:
You're just making it worse.
- tom / coming soon. says:
It's all planned.
England's finest says:
1-0!

I believe he is taking notice.
#20
JD where are you?!! Come back :-( pwease :cry:
#21
JD has now gone to bed, where I will be in 3 minutes.
#22
He never even said goodbye? :cry:

You can't leave me too! :cry:
#23
I can, I must, I will.

Nightnight sadie!
#24
Night night xx
banned#25
t0mm
JD has now gone to bed, where I will be in 3 minutes.


Tom, are you trying to destroy my life? If word spreads i'll be gone for a long time.

I'm right here, I came back to say Goodbye.
#26
mstiny
would u like a camera !!!! lol:w00t:





mmmm well might make a fairly interesting pic;-)
banned#27
Isn't that why women always go to the loo in pairs? One to pee and one to look out
#28
UltimoScorpion
Isn't that why women always go to the loo in pairs? One to pee and one to look out


thats no use when ur out with ur hubby tho !!!:giggle:
#29
JDeal
Tom, are you trying to destroy my life? If word spreads i'll be gone for a long time.

I'm right here, I came back to say Goodbye.



Did you make the bed all warm & cosy for him? :)

Aw I thought you were gone for good so left too!
banned#30
sadiebabes
Did you make the bed all warm & cosy for him? :)

Aw I thought you were gone for good so left too!


I know you left too, when I got back you had gone! I love being able to have the same conversation in two different threads, this one even having the added bonus of a slight time delay.

I had to shake t0mm off, last time someone started making public accusations and making private conversations public, it meant a whole lot of hassle, a court case and a hefty settlement.
#31
You looking for a forth? It fell down the toilet with the broken lock on the door which turned out to be a commode. Bite me :p
#32
mstiny
how is it when your out at the pub and you need a pee the door never locks and there is never any loo roll !!! have u ever tried to crouch and hold the door with one leg and do ur business whithout having a mishap after:giggle: :w00t: having had a few drinks !!!!

:w00t: MS - I shouldnt really encourage you.!:-D
#33
JDeal
I know you left too, when I got back you had gone! I love being able to have the same conversation in two different threads, this one even having the added bonus of a slight time delay.

I had to shake t0mm off, last time someone started making public accusations and making private conversations public, it meant a whole lot of hassle, a court case and a hefty settlement.


:giggle:

I think t0mm's feeling threatened by me talking to you. Did he shout at you & send you to bed? Is that why you left?
#34
a few weeks ago, in our local, one of the ladies loo had a door missing! and towards the evening drunken women were usng it lol
#35
Classy place you go to lou ;-) :giggle:
#36
sadiebabes
Classy place you go to lou ;-) :giggle:



oh it is!....cant wait for tonight :giggle:
#37
loupomm
oh it is!....cant wait for tonight :giggle:


its not madness in glasgow by any chance ????/lol:giggle:
#38
nooooo lol

funny thought tonight the locks were fine in our local....

:whistling: :oops:

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