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How long can I hold a poo in without it making me ill?

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5y, 9m agoPosted 5 years, 9 months ago
Just heard this question on 'The Lock Up' on BBC3... haha.

Anyone know?
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5y, 9m agoPosted 5 years, 9 months ago
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#1
I'm going to guess that you wouldn't be able to hold it in long enough to make you ill, I'd say if you eat normally after about 3 days the urge would be that great that either the temptation or pain would cause you to go before you were ill through it.
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How long can I hold a poo in without it making me ill


The turtle will show its head long before you get ill.
banned 3 Likes #3
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I didn't poop for 10 days once, beat that! lol.
#5
JonnyTwoToes
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I have gave birth to many an old one, like 5 days plus, it is the closest I will come to experience giving birth. Would it be wrong to lift it out and hold it for the bonding experience, so much effort to evacuate the f**ker that it is only fair to name it rather to just flush them away as if they meant nothing,

So they say it is a good idea to let one out daily, they also say that a good curry will go through you like a Porsche, I believe this to be myth,

Fact remains that everyone is different. I have a friend called 3 sh**es because he does 3 sh**es daily, well 2 sh**es now as we discovered that 1 was a w***.

Everyone needs a good clearing out, a detox diet is a start, try one for a week, drink lots of water, Diet is very important and everyone knows this yet neglects it.
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BlinneOrlaith
I have gave birth to many an old one, like 5 days plus, it is the closest I will come to experience giving birth. Would it be wrong to lift it out and hold it for the bonding experience, so much effort to evacuate the f**ker that it is only fair to name it rather to just flush them away as if they meant nothing,

So they say it is a good idea to let one out daily, they also say that a good curry will go through you like a Porsche, I believe this to be myth,

Fact remains that everyone is different. I have a friend called 3 sh**es because he does 3 sh**es daily, well 2 sh**es now as we discovered that 1 was a w***.

Everyone needs a good clearing out, a detox diet is a start, try one for a week, drink lots of water, Diet is very important and everyone knows this yet neglects it.


quite possibly post of the year so far.
suspended#9
Hold it for too long and you will get severe abdominal cramps, and then it will probably break down into a runny mixture and you will most likely **** yourself, lol
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Nope jonny if you "pack and stack" it comes out like rocks. I did one earlier this evening after baking it all day (I don't poo at work, think that comes from refusing to poo at school, and I left school 20 years ago) and I thought it was going to split my ring.

Edited By: pinkleponkle on Feb 25, 2011 21:52
#11
How long can I hold a poo in without it making me ill


There's only one way to find out!...
#12
oh my..........oO
#13
I'm guessing the bloke has stashed some drugs in him? You don't want to do the picking out part when he does have a bowel movement, it isn't nice, trust me!
#14
inb4 hold your wee for a wii
#15
this thread is funny!!!!
#16
nebno6
inb4 hold your wee for a wii


Didn't some radio channel a few years ago have a competition for a car and the person who went longest without having a wee won, and one guy died?
#17
sickly sweet
nebno6
inb4 hold your wee for a wii


Didn't some radio channel a few years ago have a competition for a car and the person who went longest without having a wee won, and one guy died?


I think it was for a wii. There was another about sitting on a block of ice for something or other...
#18
sickly sweet
nebno6
inb4 hold your wee for a wii


Didn't some radio channel a few years ago have a competition for a car and the person who went longest without having a wee won, and one guy died?


He must have won though right?! Every cloud has a silver lining n all that!
#19
moose109
sickly sweet
nebno6
inb4 hold your wee for a wii


Didn't some radio channel a few years ago have a competition for a car and the person who went longest without having a wee won, and one guy died?


I think it was for a wii. There was another about sitting on a block of ice for something or other...


it was for a wii and a mother of 2 kids died.
#20
dh058977
sickly sweet
nebno6
inb4 hold your wee for a wii


Didn't some radio channel a few years ago have a competition for a car and the person who went longest without having a wee won, and one guy died?


He must have won though right?! Every cloud has a silver lining n all that!


I just read the victim's family got $16 million compensation. That's a lot of wiis.

*obviously won't replace a mum and wife etc, but woah that's a lot of money.

Edited By: sickly sweet on Feb 25, 2011 22:28
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sickly sweet
dh058977
sickly sweet
nebno6
inb4 hold your wee for a wii


Didn't some radio channel a few years ago have a competition for a car and the person who went longest without having a wee won, and one guy died?


He must have won though right?! Every cloud has a silver lining n all that!


I just read the victim's family got $16 million compensation. That's a lot of wiis.


How much!?! That's just taking the p***!
#22
Shall I have one now? Or wait till after dinner?
#23
Tends to turn into a brown gloop if you hold it in too long.

Sauce: Experience.
#24
Can you hold one in? Thought it would just come out by itself if it wants to?

Nice thread

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h270/drumnjake/funny/harriet.jpg
#25
I went 5 days or so without a bowel movement whilst in the field with the Army. Passed alot of urine due to the water I took in.
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jAPhpknwGxM/TRHauZjfHxI/AAAAAAAAAGE/0l03D4l-qlE/s1600/ChocolatePudding.jpg

*Hungry face*
banned#27
my longest was 7 days. Have found fig juice and alcohol helps a lot.
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nikkib123
Can you hold one in? Thought it would just come out by itself if it wants to?

Nice thread

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h270/drumnjake/funny/harriet.jpg


^^^^

just like my OH

lol
#29
7 days? I struggle for longer than 7 hours tbh
#30
I seem to manage to go 2-3 days without when I'm at Glastonbury, the thought of the toilets just stops me going
#31
Did not go for a few days and when i did go...well
it was like crapping a hedgehog with a hard on
banned#32
souljacker
I seem to manage to go 2-3 days without when I'm at Glastonbury, the thought of the toilets just stops me going


At Reading John Lewis was very accommodating to festival goers though priority was given to paying customers.
#33
I've heard that holding in a fart can make you unwell (possibly on a first date)

By keeping in a poo, I would imagine it's not very good for you
#34
boabbyrab
Did not go for a few days and when i did go...wellit was like crapping a hedgehog with a hard on
You? or the hedgehog?
#35
sickly sweet
I didn't poop for 10 days once, beat that! lol.


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/498387_o.gif
#36
pinkleponkle
Nope jonny if you "pack and stack" it comes out like rocks. I did one earlier this evening after baking it all day (I don't poo at work, think that comes from refusing to poo at school, and I left school 20 years ago) and I thought it was going to split my ring.


When you see Stiffler's mum tell her I said "Hi".

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