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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?!

stufai Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

27 to report it to the Mods

4 to report it to the admins as they don't trust the mods to deal with things fairly and then they post that they have told the admins

5 to post thanks for the reporting

10 to give negative rep to those reporting

2 to scream about freedom of speech

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty

3 suppliers to out quote each other on prices for light bulbs

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

1 WoW spambot to tell you how you can make gold from changing your light bulb

10 to report a spambot

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again
stufai Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
love it
#2
rep added as its so true....:-)
[mod]#3
:lol:
#4
nice one lol x x x x x
#5
and a partridge in a pear tree?
#6
1 member to claim his bulb is the best as he paid £45 for it while on a model shoot in Italy....

302 members to scoff at that members pik of his 29p Aldi bulb...
#7
:lol:
#8
How flippin true it is !! :-D
#9
Hold on, you've given the individual numbers but failed to include the actual total.

I've made quite sure that 12 munutes ago is less than 6 months so I'll be ok
#10
Oh that is soooooo true :thumbsup:

Hilarious
#11
:-D soo funny and true haha x
#12
Me three.
I agree with all of the above. :thumbsup:
#13
Isn't this a duplicate?
*hehehe* :giggle:
#14
repost. (serious)
#15
chesso
Isn't this a duplicate?
*hehehe* :giggle:


black gerbil1
repost. (serious)


Sorry - I did search lightbulb but could only find lightbulb deals. My bad! :oops:
#16
stufai
Sorry - I did search lightbulb but could only find lightbulb deals. My bad! :oops:


apology accepted and no worries, still funny the 2nd time.:thumbsup::-D
#17
can somebody explain why we need lightbulbs in the first place.

what's wrong with being in the dark?
#18
Who switches it on though ?
#19
I prefer LED bulbs so regardless that this is the cheapest offer, Voted Cold. :roll:
#20
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"/


My o/h would argue this point, he goes mad when I say light bulb, he insists it's called a lamp :roll:
#21
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just define darkness as the new industry standard.
#22
how many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
1 to hold the bulb while the other 5 unscrew the room!! :giggle:

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