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How often do you have sex in a month.

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Only applies to long term relationships at least 5 years together whether married (yes i know the joke too) or not, just you with your other half together. so not including newly weds, singles or co… Read More
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6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
Only applies to long term relationships at least 5 years together whether married (yes i know the joke too) or not, just you with your other half together.
so not including newly weds, singles or couples who have just started out together or cheating on your partner , so certain members need not apply (you know who you are)
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6y, 4m agoPosted 6 years, 4 months ago
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banned 3 Likes #1
lol ops not gettin any
#2
jellybaby22
Why do you want to know ??? :|

Do you need to ask! Quite obvious!
2 Likes #3
u tell me how much u're getting
#4
lol! More often than you if you're asking the question.
banned#5
sometimes twice a day, sometimes everyday at the weekend, sometimes once a week sometimes once every two weeks. It swings and round abouts. Mostly not when she's tired which a lot lately due to stress at work. Apparently I'm lucky still getting it once a week while she's 31 weeks pregnant. Saying that I made a pre nup agreement to sex once a week. She was suprised that's all I wanted, I think that's acceptable. I could do 3 times a day easy though.

Got a mate who hasn't had sex since his missus got pregnant and that was 35 weeks ago lol
5 Likes #6
Lol the majority of male members on here wouldnt be able to get it up never mind actually do it!





Inb4 viagra abusers.
banned 2 Likes #7
OMG.... I misread that and thought WTF! Sex in the Mouth! What sort of question is that?
2 Likes #8
P.S. Never on rag week!
3 Likes #9
lumoruk
sometimes twice a day, sometimes everyday at the weekend, sometimes once a week sometimes once every two weeks. It swings and round abouts. Mostly not when she's tired which a lot lately due to stress at work. Apparently I'm lucky still getting it once a week while she's 31 weeks pregnant. Saying that I made a pre nup agreement to sex once a week. She was suprised that's all I wanted, I think that's acceptable. I could do 3 times a day easy though.

Got a mate who hasn't had sex since his missus got pregnant and that was 35 weeks ago lol


not detailed enough
banned#10
Sex?
banned 2 Likes #11
transit
P.S. Never on rag week!

too true, but 31 weeks and no periods is bloody wicked, getting her pregnant more often

magicbeans
not detailed enough

better?


Edited By: lumoruk on Feb 11, 2011 15:55
[mod] 2 Likes #12
Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now.........









..maybe one of the female members will send him one soon as well.
1 Like #13
Syzable
Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now.........

..maybe one of the female members will send him one soon as well.


and a pm from guv regarding sex in the mouth :p
3 Likes #14
At least twice a day.


But don't tell the wife! ;)

Edited By: g1bbuk on Feb 11, 2011 15:57
banned#15
Syzable
Bet the OP has around 4 PM nudez by now.........



http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/freshdog4/masterbation.png
banned#16
Long term relationship sex is like masturbation with someone you don't love!
banned 1 Like #17
magicbeans

and a pm from guv regarding sex in the mouth :p


OMG... Did I send that to you?
#18
guv
magicbeans

and a pm from guv regarding sex in the mouth :p


OMG... Did I send that to you?


X)
1 Like #19
Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long as the kids aren't around. Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quickie !!
3 Likes #20
meandog101
Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long as the kids aren't around. Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quickie !!


http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/ORLY/1/405za1hfv5ih1.gif
#21
With my hand or my partner?

Edited By: TheOvenglove on Feb 11, 2011 16:08
#22
Who are the certain members who need not apply and have they applied already X)
#23
nothing sinister in it, came across (fnarr) this site with a survey that Durex had done (few years old mind):

Frequency By Country
United States 135
Russia 133
France 128
Germany 127
Britain 124


Edited By: boabbyrab on Feb 11, 2011 16:11
1 Like #24
A week!
2 Likes #25
TheOvenglove
With my hand or my partner?


neither, the oven glove :p eeewww
#26
Shocked at how little most people seem to have sex. I also heard when I was up the duff that many women didn't have sex throughout pregnancy oO Even if you don't feel like it yourself, seems rather unfair on your partner.

I've been with my hubby for nearly 10 years now, if it was only twice a week I would be complaining- a lot!
9 Likes #27
meandog101
Been together 5+ years - probably averages about 2/3 times a week as long as the kids aren't around. Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quickie
should that not read "Rushed home lunchtime today in fact, for a quiche." X)
#28
michelleleemoo
TheOvenglove
With my hand or my partner?
neither, the oven glove :p eeewww

THAT'S WHY I WEAR A GLOVE,

It's a bit like sitting on your hand till it goes dead then using it ;)
#29
TheOvenglove
michelleleemoo
TheOvenglove
With my hand or my partner?
neither, the oven glove :p eeewww


THAT'S WHY I WEAR A GLOVE,

It's a bit like sitting on your hand till it goes dead then using it ;)


that reminds me to go and see 127 hours in the cinema
3 Likes #30
zannaz82
Shocked at how little most people seem to have sex. I also heard when I was up the duff that many women didn't have sex throughout pregnancy oO Even if you don't feel like it yourself, seems rather unfair on your partner.

I've been with my hubby for nearly 10 years now, if it was only twice a week I would be complaining- a lot!


u really are shocked?

also my friends partner didnt wana have sex with her when she got preg...sometimes its the blokes who worry as well. also when ur preg the first trimester can be so rough the last thing u wana be doing is be having sex. after that u start getting bigger and all kinds of issues can settle in making sex difficult/awkward/not as nice. i think first pregnancies u still enjoy sex, but with further ones u r shattered with the pregnancy and a kid to look after.....think its a bit naive to say that a woman is being unfair to not allow her partner to have sex. a kid is a big committment and im sure 9 months without sex wont kill him

Edited By: magicbeans on Feb 11, 2011 16:32
2 Likes #31
loads, tons, heaps, buckets full (shuttup sy) and lots.
1 Like #32
boabbyrab
nothing sinister in it, came across (fnarr) this site with a survey that Durex had done (few years old mind):

Frequency By Country
United States 135
Russia 133
France 128
Germany 127
Britain 124



thats good work from the americans... mind you they are fatter and therefore less likely to get out of the house...

"you fancy going out today?"
"naw... too far"
"what do you fancy doing then?"
"you."
"oh ok"
#33
nikki i deleted my quote of urs and im sure jb will too.,.....so delete urs as well as u quoted urself :)
#34
magicbeans
nikki i deleted my quote of urs and im sure jb will too.,.....so delete urs as well as u quoted urself :)


I know I did.. realised that after (durrr).. :p

Think I will keep quiet in future!!
#35
nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick fantasies on this site!
#36
magicbeans
nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick fantasies on this site!


I haven't got a database or a sick fan...........
oh wait,
I haven't got a database!
1 Like #37
Thanks both of you :)

And MB I'll keep that in mind for the future! Cheers x
banned 1 Like #38
magicbeans
nah its not u nikki...its the number of ppl with databases and sick fantasies on this site!

Says the lady with the largest pregnancy database on the internet X)

Just think what you can do with all those birth dates and names for future credit card fraud :o

Edited By: lumoruk on Feb 11, 2011 16:52
3 Likes #39
Me and the Missus been together for 20 years so when you get to our age
" Its takes me all night to do what we used to do all night "
oO

Edited By: markjohnson on Feb 11, 2011 17:06
1 Like #40
Mind yer own business :p

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