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I often torment my girlfriend on a nite as she is a heavy sleeper and i dont sleep. I have a lot of videos of me having 'conversations' while she sleeps, poking her face, scaring her, making the dogs… Read More
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
I often torment my girlfriend on a nite as she is a heavy sleeper and i dont sleep.
I have a lot of videos of me having 'conversations' while she sleeps, poking her face, scaring her, making the dogs lick her face, one of the best ones was when i came home from a boozy nite out with a mexican moustash and stood over her staring agresivley, she awoke with a bit of a fright, made her cry.

how should i torment her tonite as shes annoyed me a bit tonite and im running out of ideas?
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
:lol:
#2
!!!!!!!!!!

I think you should buy her flowers and apologise!
#3
ur cruel :)
1 Like #4
Sick Geet Leave Her Alone Befor She Leaves You----alone
#5
stick toothpaste or vix vapo rub all over her face, when she wakes up, she'll be in tears
#6
wow! you sound like a keeper!
#7
Is this real?? :?
#8
micoo
:lol:


Micoo do you have a piccy for this situation? lol x x x
banned#9
give her an inverted mohican

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/3120595604_f17726aca8.jpg
#10
ClarityofMind
Micoo do you have a piccy for this situation? lol x x x


i think this will suffice

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gobsmacked.jpg
#11
awww poor lass i wouldnt dare go to sleep if u were around lol
#12
Has to be something involving balancing your testes somewhere on her head and pics/vids . . . .



Jus sayin . . . .
#13
micoo
i think this will suffice

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gobsmacked.jpg


You need the loo brah???


Or you jus followed thru??? :p
banned#14
micoo
i think this will suffice

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gobsmacked.jpg


where is the thread of the emotion ones?
#15
:lol:
#16
micoo
i think this will suffice

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gobsmacked.jpg


That works for me hunni lol! :) x x x
#17
bykergrove
where is the thread of the emotion ones?


http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=464814
#18
:lol:

thats funny dude


what i normally do if the OH goes a bed before me i wait till hes proper asleep and jump on the bed shouting WAKE UP and it scares the beejeezus outta him :lol: :giggle:
#19
micoo
i think this will suffice

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gobsmacked.jpg


cute :)
#20
put shaving foam in her hand then wake her up....people always touch their faces :??
#21
You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same Spicies As You You Are Sick And I Feel So Sorry For Your Girl Friend
#22
I have a good one of her talking in her sleep but i have a d600 and it doesnt connect to my laptop, so i cant put it online, anyone know how i could do this?
#23
lil_tiger
put shaving foam in her hand then wake her up....people always touch their faces :??


no u tickle their face and he slap themselves with shaving foam :lol: did it to a m8 one he didnt even wake up, it was all dried on the next day :lol:
#24
how about salt water in her mouth :D
#25
raptorcigs
You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same Spicies As You You Are Sick And I Feel So Sorry For Your Girl Friend


eh? she loves it. you got a girlfriend? try it on her, you would be suprised.
#26
micoo
no u tickle their face and he slap themselves with shaving foam :lol: did it to a m8 one he didnt even wake up, it was all dried on the next day :lol:


yup...but if hes gonna sleep with her i doubt he will want a loada dried foam to wake up to :?
#27
your so mean! lol
#28
raptorcigs
You Are A Fool And It Will Be Your Undoing Im Ashamed To Be The Same Spicies As You You Are Sick And I Feel So Sorry For Your Girl Friend


chill mate! sum gyallizz love diss shizzleee :P
#29
lil_tiger
yup...but if hes gonna sleep with her i doubt he will want a loada dried foam to wake up to :?


good point :lol:
#30
squadonline
how about salt water in her mouth :D


salt water or salty liquid :thinking:

cos one really would provoke an argument i would guess :w00t:
#31
squadonline
chill mate! sum gyallizz love diss shizzleee :P


:lol: im the hukd gangsta u cant pull tht off fool :lol:
#32
micoo
:lol: im the hukd gangsta u cant pull tht off fool :lol:


u dont luk lyka gangsta...look at that pic.... u call that a gangsta ....:whistling::whistling::whistling:
suspended#33
Hide all her AA batteries.
#34
ClarityofMind
!!!!!!!!!!

I think you should buy her flowers and apologise!


she doesnt like flowers she likes shoes. bought her some allready this week so im good.:thumbsup:
#35
I thought you rock a fella?

I think he's messing around with her and surely she takes it as a joke otherwise she'd have left him?
#36
squadonline
u dont luk lyka gangsta...look at that pic.... u call that a gangsta ....:whistling::whistling::whistling:


thts not gangsta

this is gangsta

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gangsta.jpg

:lol:
#37
lil_tiger
salt water or salty liquid :thinking:

cos one really would provoke an argument i would guess :w00t:


i meant salt water..cuz ther r other salty liquids which arnt clean as salty water :santa:
#38
have you thought of seeing a counseller? you need help.
#39
Met-Cast
I thought you rock a fella?

I think he's messing around with her and surely she takes it as a joke otherwise she'd have left him?


yeh she sees the funny side next day. she has a good sence of humor.
#40
micoo
thts not gangsta

this is gangsta

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/gangsta.jpg

:lol:


nah man.. its not in the fayce.....
ya gotta amyfayce ...

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