A bloke got pulled over for doing 130mph on the motorway... when the policeman approached him he said "l was trying to get away from you... I've just done the wife and I've got her body in the boot and the gun in the glove compartment"
Within 2 minutes the place was crawling with police fully armed and a forensic team ...
The boss man went up to the driver and said politely "I'm really sorry about this but I need to search your car"
The man replied "ok officer no problem"
The boss man opened up the boot and found nothing... "this is a little strange" he said "would you mind opening up your glove compartment"
"of course officer no problem at all"
Opened up the glove compartment and found nothing
The boss man said to the driver "I'm really sorry about this sir but we had reports from that officer over there that you'd murdered your wife and hid her body in the boot and the gun in the glove compartment"
The man replied "Did he... I'll bet he told you I was speeding as well ..."