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How to avoid a speeding ticket....

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A bloke got pulled over for doing 130mph on the motorway... when the policeman approached him he said "l was trying to get away from you... I've just done the wife and I've got her body in the boot an…
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
A bloke got pulled over for doing 130mph on the motorway... when the policeman approached him he said "l was trying to get away from you... I've just done the wife and I've got her body in the boot and the gun in the glove compartment"

Within 2 minutes the place was crawling with police fully armed and a forensic team ...

The boss man went up to the driver and said politely "I'm really sorry about this but I need to search your car"

The man replied "ok officer no problem"

The boss man opened up the boot and found nothing... "this is a little strange" he said "would you mind opening up your glove compartment"

"of course officer no problem at all"

Opened up the glove compartment and found nothing

The boss man said to the driver "I'm really sorry about this sir but we had reports from that officer over there that you'd murdered your wife and hid her body in the boot and the gun in the glove compartment"

The man replied "Did he... I'll bet he told you I was speeding as well ..."
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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banned#1
LOL very good
#2
Brilliant!! I'd never have the guts to do summit like that!!
#3
KELLY 'N' STEVE
Brilliant!! I'd never have the guts to do summit like that!!


wouldn't it be great??;-)
#4
Dam right!! Although you would probably get done for wasting police time instead!!
#5
haha, someone should really do that
#6
KELLY 'N' STEVE
Dam right!! Although you would probably get done for wasting police time instead!!


would be worth it, not as bad as what Shannons mum did:whistling:
#7
Yeah true! (COW!)
#8
KELLY 'N' STEVE
Yeah true! (COW!)


Rough old bag, feel for the poor girl, she looks really sweet
#9
Very good :thumbsup:
#10
very good
#11
will have to remember this one :)
#12
Not bad but,

Its so old even Billy Connoly tells it lol
[helper]#13
I thought you had to be a premier league footballer (or manager) to get off with speeding fines :whistling:
banned#14
Is this true?

This story is similar and I know for a fact it is true.

An elderly man calls 999 to report a burgular going through his shed.

Man: "There is a burgular in my shed".

Operator: "Sorry sir but we have none in your area at present but a patrol car should be with you in a couple of hours".

The man hangs up then re-calls 999.


Man: "Dont rush with that patrol car as I have just shot the burgular".

A patrol car and armed response vehicle turn up within 5 minutes and apprehend the burgular in the shed.

A police office goes to the elderly man and asks him "I thought you said you had shot him" to which the man replies "I thought you had no-one available for 2 hours!"

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