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How To Be A BALLER!!

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All of us want to be ballers but most of us lack the cash reserves required to do so. As the recession looms and many of us loose our baller status, we need to stretch that pound without compromising … Read More
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banned7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
All of us want to be ballers but most of us lack the cash reserves required to do so. As the recession looms and many of us loose our baller status, we need to stretch that pound without compromising the image. The tips below will show you how to become a baller on a budget, without letting people know you're on a budget.

Step 1
Make gourmet top ramen. Eating dinner for less than a quid never tasted so good. Drop an egg in there with the ramen for a more classy way to be poor. You can also put some sliced ham in there, and the cooked taste is great. Add some seaweed for a cultural treat.

Step 2
Furnish your apartment (I say apartment because if you own a house you're already a baller) with stuff from craigslist. There are many stories of people getting thousands of dollars worth of furniture and appliances for almost nothing or free. People will practically give away brand new furniture just so they don't have to get rid of it themselves. I personally furnished an entire apartment, refrigerator and all, for £15. That same apartment came to be known as the "soul pad".

Step 3
Find ways to save money during the week so that you have more to spend on the weekends. Eating at home 2 extra times a week will put just enough cash in your pocket for 2 martinis at the bar, that's one for you and one for her.

Step 4
Buy designer clothes online for a fraction of the price. Designer clothes such as Hugo Boss can be found on ebay for a few bucks, brand new. Baller sunglasses are also available for less than £5. Go ahead and get the imitations, because the people that can actually tell the difference are few and far between.

Step 5
Take your date to a free theater show or poetry reading. Attending shows at local amphitheaters and swank coffee shops will make you look intelligent and raise your baller IQ.
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banned7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
inb4 clive.




























Step 6:
Be Friends with JFK/Black Gerbil1.
#2
"All of us want to be ballers"-err,no we dont-cant think of anything sadder tbh.

why would anyone want to pretend they are something they are not?
banned#3
black gerbil1
inb4 clive.


http://i42.tinypic.com/34sqjdl.jpg
#4
how very sad.
#5
most of us were ballers before roland/pfk were outta nappies

id say they were more bailers
#6
barky
"All of us want to be ballers"-err,no we dont-cant think of anything sadder tbh.

why would anyone want to pretend they are something they are not?


+1 althougth more of a loser than a saddo thing :lol: :giggle:
#7
strong influence ITT
#8
foxymissroxy
most of us were ballers before roland/pfk were outta nappies

id say they were more bailers


I'd say they were a pair of silly little girls with obesity problems...
#9
were bigger then the misc
#10
black gerbil1
were bigger then the misc


we're* & than*

Stay in school kids
#11
Wonder how long it will take JKF to get on this thread

The baller posse
bragging how much they have but yet register on a deals site but still say they are the business...lol

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