For your new first name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name
2. and add the first 2 letters of your last name.
For your new last name:
3. Take the first 2 letters of your Mum's maiden name
4. and add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.
How to determine your Star Wars honorific title:
1. Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them
2. Add the first three letters of the make or model of the your first car
3. Insert the word "of"
4. Add on the name of the last medication you took.
Bow before me, for I am Shema Norlon Lammer of Amoxillin !!!