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How to make REAL friends???

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Any ideas?? Like a domino's club for younger??? And I am not talking about pizza.. Do holidays for singles still exist??
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
Any ideas??

Like a domino's club for younger???
And I am not talking about pizza..

Do holidays for singles still exist??
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
uhm I dunno. Google is your friend.
1 Like #2
Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.
#3
For a start...switch off PC and get some fresh air...meet some real people ... lol :-D
#4
ClarityofMind
uhm I dunno. Google is your friend.


he said "real" friends :-D
#5
We_Are_138
Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.


which park would that be? :whistling: *goes to find satnav
#6
We_Are_138
Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.


you can try doing that through Battersea... that'd really influence people.
banned#7
Just go up to random people and offer them money to be your friend.

Please take photos of this and post them here.
#8
bitseylango
he said "real" friends :-D


lemme see lol

Gosh dont google singles holidays unless you're of the age of consent lol
#9
is this a serious thread?
just go to a bar!
play football
talk football
#10
We_Are_138
Smearing bacon fat on my genitals and running through the park usually... oh, sorry, read the title wrong.


Nearly choke on my cheese on toast...:w00t:
#11
bitseylango
which park would that be? :whistling: *goes to find satnav


Bring some binoculars and perhaps a magnifying glass, too.

ClarityofMind
you can try doing that through Battersea... that'd really influence people.


I find peanut butter works best.
#12
We_Are_138
Bring some binoculars and perhaps a magnifying glass, too.
.


name the park and i will bring the gadgets
#13
We_Are_138
Bring some binoculars and perhaps a magnifying glass, too.





you'll never fit the binoculars in there.
#14
tony_dudz
is this a serious thread?
just go to a bar!
play football
talk football



Not a joke...

So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).

Walk into a busy bar on my own, and order a drink...
Look a little odd on my own, that's if I would ever pluck up the courage to walk into a bar on my own.
#15
tony_dudz
is this a serious thread?
just go to a bar!
play football
talk football


What if you don't like football? :-D
banned#16
Chiptivo
Not a joke...

So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).

Walk into a busy bar on my own, and order a drink...
Look a little odd on my own, that's if I would ever pluck up the courage to walk into a bar on my own.


Use this
http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/male_blow_up_doll_21173.jpg
#17
StevenA2000_uk
For a start...switch off PC and get some fresh air...meet some real people ... lol :-D


How stevie.. If I went walking around here at 10pm on a Friday night, I may not get home alive.
Especially if I started asking people if they wanted a "real friend"??
:w00t:
#18
FilthAndFurry
Use this
http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/male_blow_up_doll_21173.jpg


Looks a little like me that, but with a *****.

EDIT:.. How can pen1s be a offensive word, I wonder if the womans front bottom is blocked... Vagina
#19
lol, "front bottom".

Forget about friends, go write an erotic novel.
#20
May make up a new thread...

How can Pen1s be blocked by the site if a vagina isn't
#21
Yeah as a female its awkward - you cant walk into a pub on your own cos people may get the wrong idea.....get a job working in a bar at nights can be a good way?
#22
I walk into pubs and bars alone. It's a sure fire way of getting a cab or some form of lift.
#23
nikkiandmidgets
Yeah as a female its awkward - you cant walk into a pub on your own cos people may get the wrong idea.....get a job working in a bar at nights can be a good way?


How interesting????

Maybe I could try a new job?
#24
Chiptivo
How interesting????

Maybe I could try a new job?


Male escort for rich women?
#25
My best friend is a guy, I'm a single mum and 41, but I've got a couple of good girlfriends that don't make me laugh or know me like he does, he's actually the ex husband of my ex friend who left him after 20 years of marriage for 3 weeks with a younger guy, he's got a girlfriend and really happy, we just have a really good friendship, totally platonic, and it's brilliant.
#26
Chiptivo
Not a joke...

So turn up at a bar (walk miles as can't drive back).

Walk into a busy bar on my own, and order a drink...
Look a little odd on my own, that's if I would ever pluck up the courage to walk into a bar on my own.


wtf are the bars like where u live :lol:
#27
ClarityofMind
Male escort for rich women?


I very rarely give my body to anyone...

I am a prude... Maybe that's were I am going wrong...
#28
Chiptivo
I very rarely give my body to anyone...

I am a prude... Maybe that's were I am going wrong...


Mebbe, :w00t:
#29
micoo
wtf are the bars like where u live :lol:



Don't think it is the bars, just my confidence...
#30
Chiptivo
Don't think it is the bars, just my confidence...


u can borrow some of mine, i have wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy tooo much of it :lol:
#31
Chiptivo
Don't think it is the bars, just my confidence...


a man walked into a bar






































ouch.
#32
micoo
u can borrow some of mine, i have wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy tooo much of it :lol:


Yeah, but you are cool, your pictures are Ace... :thumbsup:
#33
Chiptivo
Yeah, but you are cool, your pictures are Ace... :thumbsup:


im not sure cool is the right word :lol:

but thanks :thumbsup:
#34
micoo
u can borrow some of mine, i have wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy tooo much of it :lol:


I dunno if thats confidence to be fair lol it's age and computer safety and vain arrogance :thumbsup:;-)
#35
ClarityofMind
I dunno if thats confidence to be fair lol it's age and computer safety and vain arrogance :thumbsup:;-)


:lol: i prefer confidence :lol:
#36
nikkib123
Working in a pub/bar is great way to meet people/make friends.
Or join a club, start night class, gym.
Places where there are loads of people.


+1:thumbsup:
#37
micoo
:lol: i prefer confidence :lol:


:giggle:
#38
You could always join a cult.
#39
nikkib123
Working in a pub/bar is great way to meet people/make friends.
Or join a club, start night class, gym.
Places where there are loads of people.


Hmmm
Night class??? Knitting...

I was thinking of going to a AA meeting... Not because I am a alcoholic, but to meet people who I could tempt to be friends with a little drinkies.
#40
nikkib123
Awwwww you can't be that bad ha ha.

What about voluntary work for charities? That is great way to meet people from all walks of life :thumbsup:



I did apply at a local hospital a few months ago, but it was a load of faffing, with referees and interviews, so I didn't go through with it, but I may have another go.

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