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MikeL Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman:"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us
MikeL Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
:roll: ....
#2
I dont get it...:oops:
#3
I lolled a .......little
#4
Smuggling Pnuts;7865759
I dont get it...:oops:


Its a Yorkshire thing...athome...;-)a tom
#5
Smuggling Pnuts
I dont get it...:oops:


Vet: "Is it a tom?" (in yorkshire language = Is it at home?)
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us

:roll::roll:

:thumbsup:
#6
ah I get it now... I work on the border of South Yorkshire so you would think I would get it. :thumbsup:

When I'm at work it takes me a long time to decipher what people are saying when there from that neck of the woods...I apparently sound posh cuz I'm from Notts?! :w00t:
#7
lol im from scotland still got it just said it like they talk in old hovis adverts
#8
jdm
lol im from scotland still got it just said it like they talk in old hovis adverts


lol
#9
Took me a second to get it - not bad!
#10
ha ha ha eeeeeeeee bye gum x
#11
:giggle: Hehe - a vet that doesn't know what a cat is, when it's right in front of him.

dcx_badass
Might aswel stick this in here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg

:thumbsup:
#12
doesnt make sense to us lot from daaaaaaan saaaarf

alie fam
#13
A very old Yorkshire joke from the days before email!

A Yorkshire man had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail.

One day, he got the following telegram:
'Regret father died this morning STOP
Early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP
Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP
Boycott not out ninety six.'
#14
Yorkshireman goes to the jewellers:

"Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?"

"Aye, reckon a can," says the jeweller

"Does tha want it eighteen carat?"

"Nay lad, I want it chewin' a bone."

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