Humour - Golf Club Instructions - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HotUKDeals, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HotUKDeals app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Humour - Golf Club Instructions

£0.00 @
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF …
berni888 Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.













WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.
berni888 Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Options

All Comments

(19) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
I am a member of a golf course that costs £1500 a year to be a member of.
#2
A golf course built for £1500? I suppose you'll tell us it was designed by Jack Nicklaus. :roll:
#3
tony_s1
A golf course built for £1500? I suppose you'll tell us it was designed by Jack Nicklaus. :roll:


Nah LOL.

Membership costs £1500 a year.
#4
lol nice one op i like it i had to read it twice tho i forgot the first bit after reading the punch line lol
#5
The JFK
I am a member of a £1500 golf course.


and ?
#6
smithyp1
and ?


3-1.
banned#7
The JFK
I am a member of a golf course that costs £1500 a year to be a member of.


and as soon as they find out that your playing on their course without paying im guesing there gonna be ****** j/k

i wouldn't dream of paying that to play golf, would rather play rugby its free :)
#8
The JFK
Nah LOL.

Membership costs £1500 a year.


That's fairly cheap nowadays. What club is it?

I gave up my membership at Wentworth a few years ago because I got tired of getting stuck behind Colin Montgomerie every time I went out. :)
#9
PabloInTheSky
and as soon as they find out that your playing on their course without paying im guesing there gonna be ****** j/k

i wouldn't dream of paying that to play golf, would rather play rugby its free :)


I also play football. I play semi pro and I get paid to play.
banned#10
kl lucky for some
#11
Busy at school today jfk?
#12
jah128
Busy at school today jfk?


No.
#13
You don't say...
#14
The JFK
I am a member of a golf course that costs £1500 a year to be a member of.


The JFK
I also play football. I play semi pro and I get paid to play.


Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't they??? :whistling:
#15
jah128
You don't say...


I do say. I said "no".
#16
civms47
Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't they??? :whistling:



He is the MVP remember ........ :roll:
#17
civms47
Oooohh, someone's full of a sense of their own importance today, aren't they??? :whistling:


You what?
#18
The JFK;4268122
I do say. I said "no".

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8775/logiclb9.jpg
#19
smithyp1
He is the MVP remember ........ :roll:


How did I ever forget???;-)

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!