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Humour - Magic

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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the sho…
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6y, 2w agoPosted 6 years, 2 weeks ago
A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said......
berni888 Avatar
6y, 2w agoPosted 6 years, 2 weeks ago
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#1
"OK, I give up. Where's the blinking ship?
banned#2
You need to edit this thread title.
#3
went down the same way as the joke.
#4
..."Right sod this, I can fly... why don't you magic yourself to dry land?"

BFN,

fp.
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And said...


Fancy a bum?

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