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Humour - Poem by Pam Ayres

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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Made me laugh but I did change the word to breasts as it was more p.c
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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[SIZE="3"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Purple"]I Wish I Had Looked After My Breasts

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me breasts.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me breasts.

'Cos breasts can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me breasts.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me breasts.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me breasts.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me breasts.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me breasts[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
#2
:lol:
#3
did she really write that?? lol!

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