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Humour : Two Hunters

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These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow… Read More
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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by a bull in the forest. They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him".
After a moment that seemed like an eternity the guy in the back shouts "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

The guy in the front says, "I'm going to start nibbling grass, you'd better brace yourself".
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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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#1
...... and then
#2
http://i25.tinypic.com/2u6n4v9.jpg
#3
that made the whole story a lot funnier lol
#4
kylejohns
that made the whole story a lot funnier lol


Had that picture quite a while before the joke came along and it still makes me laugh!:-D
#5
Hi berni :)
#6
Predikuesi
Hi berni :)


http://i26.tinypic.com/2cy5d15.gif Pred :-D

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