Janet and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Janet is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Janet cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replied Jane.
To which Janet added, "Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"