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Hypnotism at the Old Folks Home.

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7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home. Claude, the Hypnotist, Exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to Hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful Antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the Light.

Claude said: 'I want you each To keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very Special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly Chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch....'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light Shimmering off its polished surface. Dozens of pairs of Eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the Floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

''Oh Poo'', said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Old Folks Home.
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7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago

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[COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]Copyright[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"]Skusey[/COLOR] 2009
Names have been changed to protect the innocent
oh dear....that really was poor

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