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I accidentally got paint on...

angelfairee Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
1) My carpet
2) My window
3) My furniture
4) My mirror
5) My cat
6) My arms
7) My bum
8) My face
9) The bottoms of my feet
10) My tv

I also got it in my hair and in my mouth.

I'm not sure I'm cut out for this whole DIY independent woman business.

Anyone got any tips for me!? Alternatively does anyone want to mock me?
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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Number 7 sounds interesting pmsl
#2
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Family_Guy_Stewie_Chat_Total_Idiot_Black_Shirt.jpg
#3
Leave it to someone else?
#4
Number 8 can only be a good thing :p
#5
choc1969
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Family_Guy_Stewie_Chat_Total_Idiot_Black_Shirt.jpg


Though I do agree with this, there has to be some kind of way whereby I can get the paint on the wall and not on everything else that I'm completely missing here.
#6
mr.potato_head
Leave it to someone else?


Are you busy?!
#7
angelfairee;8381634
Though I do agree with this, there has to be some kind of way whereby I can get the paint on the wall and not on everything else that I'm completely missing here.


Are you using a brush, roller or just chucking it from the tin :whistling:
#8
hehe! what colour did you paint the cat?! :p
#9
Is this like the nail varnish fiasco? :-D
#10
choc1969
Are you using a brush, roller or just chucking it from the tin :whistling:


She's bum printing by the sounds of number 7 :whistling:
#11
livingthelife07
Is this like the nail varnish fiasco? :-D


was wondering if it was the same person! changed avi I think:roll: maybe she is bored:whistling:

and the phone http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/618639/i-dropped-my-iphone-in-water-what-d?p=7939742#post7939742
and the nailvarnish http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/648415/i-accidentally-got-nail-varnish-on-?p=8278722#post8278722

are you really that clumsy or just very bored
banned#12
check your house insurance for validity and set light to the house
#13
choc1969
Are you using a brush, roller or just chucking it from the tin :whistling:


A brush...honest. I tried a roller but I got fed up with it because I could only find a small one.

I think I have paint on my eyeballs.

missp27
hehe! what colour did you paint the cat?! :p


White. Luckily it's already white so no one can report me for animal cruelty.

livingthelife07
Is this like the nail varnish fiasco? :-D


Pretty much, but on a larger and more ridiculous scale. I stood on a paintbrush that I'd left on the floor with paint still on it and made some footprints on the carpet.
#14
angelfairee
Are you busy?!


No but I still don't have your postcode!!
#15
tracyhay
was wondering if it was the same person! changed avi I think:roll: maybe she is bored:whistling:

and the phone http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/618639/i-dropped-my-iphone-in-water-what-d?p=7939742#post7939742


Good work on the stalking of all my ridiculous activities.

jubbyme
check your house insurance for validity and set light to the house


I'd probably do that wrong as well.

mr.potato_head
No but I still don't have your postcode!!


Giving you my postcode legally binds you to a whole world of activities that you don't want to know about.
#16
was you on the bottle ?
or just high
#17
hahahaha, i got ink in my mouth, need to stop chewing pens :-(
banned#18
robertkay
was you on the bottle ?
or just high


or just stupid
#19
angelfairee
Good work on the stalking of all my ridiculous activities.


not stalking its in your profile, was just wondering how anyone could be that clumsy with a phone, nail varnish and now paint, we all have accidents but seriously:o:?::!::o
#20
micoo
hahahaha, i got ink in my mouth, need to stop chewing pens :-(


I knew you'd make me feel better.

ryman1000
or just stupid


Yeah I'd say this was probably the best explanation.

tracyhay
not stalking its in your profile, was just wondering how anyone could be that clumsy with a phone, nail varnish and now paint, we all have accidents but seriously:o:?::!


The phone wasn't my fault! Nor was the nail varnish...it was the cat :whistling:

Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone actually have any tips with painting that might help me? Better yet, who wants to do it for me?!
banned#21
angelfairee


Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone actually have any tips with painting that might help me? Better yet, who wants to do it for me?!




Just offer your 'services' and let a man do the silly painting :whistling:
#22
ryman1000
or just stupid


no, thats me

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/575147/just-punched-myself-in-the-face

not to mention the time i walked into my door and gave myself a black eye or the time i sprayed deoderant in my eye, or the time i was skipping through my house (dont ask) and cracked my forehead off the wall above the door and KO'ed myself for 10 mins

someone else can rustle up those threads :lol:
#23
angelfairee
The phone wasn't my fault! Nor was the nail varnish...it was the cat :whistling:

Anyway, now we've established that I'm a stupid idiot, does anyone actually have any tips with painting that might help me? Better yet, who wants to do it for me?!


yes stay well away from everything, find a white padded room and hide in there:whistling: not that I am saying your mad or anything:o you could spend a fortune and get one of those paint pod things?

here is the link just for you http://nextday.diy.com/app/jsp/product/productPage.jsp;jsessionid=2KF1LLldSLjhhcGL2pQvVv2JHLqdG3ZtBQvJlYnJ1GzLJ8FQ8M2J!20241692?productId=86118
#24
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#25
angelfairee








Giving you my postcode legally binds you to a whole world of activities that you don't want to know about.


jubbyme
Just offer your 'services' and let a man do the silly painting :whistling:

This?
#26
Painting number 5 is just silly, surely any woman knows you either bleach it or just shave it off :?
#27
#28
transit
Painting number 5 is just silly, surely any woman knows you either bleach it or just shave it off :?


:w00t: the cat:w00t: I am shocked
#29
tracyhay
yes stay well away from everything, find a white padded room and hide in there:whistling: not that I am saying your mad or anything:o you could spend a fortune and get one of those paint pod things?


I was considering that but I'm already half way through now and I've got paint on basically everything already, might as well carry on with the brush! I managed to get the paint off of most of the stuff...apart from the cat and the carpet.

I'm sure there must be some kind of method of painting that means I won't keep crashing into walls that are already painted and getting it everywhere. Maybe...clockwise around the room. Oh I don't know.

mr.potato_head
This?


If it means you're going to do the rest of the painting, whatever you want!
#30
Why dont you just lay it down straight how you want it..
#31
Remember you and shandy never mix
#32
angelfairee
I was considering that but I'm already half way through now and I've got paint on basically everything already, might as well carry on with the brush! I managed to get the paint off of most of the stuff...apart from the cat and the carpet.

I'm sure there must be some kind of method of painting that means I won't keep crashing into walls that are already painted and getting it everywhere. Maybe...clockwise around the room. Oh I don't know.


maybe you could pull a guy that can decorate, offer him your 'services' (after he has finished of course unless he is really hot!) get him to paint the rest tomorrow then kick him out:whistling:
#33
tracyhay
:w00t: the cat:w00t: I am shocked


Im impressed, normally 99.9% of miscers wouldnt of had a scooby :thumbsup:
#34
snowflake
oh you're a nightmare lol
Is it emulsion Angel, if its water based it will just wash out/wash off the sooner you get to it, dont let it dry on the clothes, the cat will be fine but try and wash it off her if you can cos it wont taste very nice when she tries to get it out. Just some fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease will work for the rest. :)


It's too late for all that...I've been on the phone for at least an hour and now I've been sat here for at least another hour since I threw paint everywhere.

saayinla
Why dont you just lay it down straight how you want it..


...what? :?

tracyhay
maybe you could pull a guy that can decorate, offer him your 'services' (after he has finished of course unless he is really hot!) get him to paint the rest tomorrow then kick him out:whistling:


I'm in the process of giving the hot man my postcode. :whistling:
#35
I got you a new t-shirt:

http://rlv.zcache.com/attention_seeking_t_shirt-p235141619668942589pmlf_210.jpg
#36
moob
I got you a new t-shirt:

http://rlv.zcache.com/attention_seeking_t_shirt-p235141619668942589pmlf_210.jpg


Already got it in every colour :thumbsup:
banned#37
OP.... just paint everything you can see, then paint over the bits you didn't mean to paint, with a new colour.

PS.: You are a nob :)
#38
angelfairee



If it means you're going to do the rest of the painting, whatever you want!


Services first? :-D
#39
angelfairee



...what? :?



. :whistling:


how do you want it....its friday night..
#40
mr.potato_head
Services first? :-D


Deal.

Taken to PM.

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