the good news, it is my birthday, yay.
th e bad news, i am now 35, officially classed as middle aged.
i fear that i will not like this middle aged lark, i have just finished playing call of duty 4 on the ps3, while wearing my 'the goonies' t shirt,
what am i to expect now then? do my pubes suddenly become grey? does my hair start to fall out? do i have to give up the xbox and ps3 for more relaxing book reading and cribbage?
i sensed that it was creaping up on me, each christmas and birthday for the last 3 years my presents have been geting more sensible, slippers, dressing gown, smelly stuff.......
does anyone have any tips on what they did when that time came around? did you just give up? or did you fight it tooth and nail and stay 34 for 5 years?
help, im scared!!!!