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suspended8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
oh dear me
its the last saturday of shoppin before crimbo lol

i popped in ta me local town for some make up

cos my crimbo shoppins all dun fanks to hukd's

and i walked into m&s ... couple right in the middle of the main ilse

she says "so we will meet back here yeah?"

he says "yeah ok how long?"

she says at 4 ? (which was like a good 2 hours time away)

he says "wtf?? im only goin to get your present woman!! "

row ensues with her accusin him of not caring ect ect ... omg i did giggle under me bref lol
then i went into Boots
maahoosive cue of men! all at the fragrance counter ... lookin totally bewildered ... i pmsl
same thing in Superdrug ... and i honestly have never bypassed so many peeps rowin in me life! lol couples all over havin barnies lol
and almost every man on his mobile shouting "i cant find it!" LOL hahaha

dont ya just love christmas!
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suspended8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
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#1
LMAO! sounds like a fun days shopping to me :)
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bitseylango
LMAO! sounds like a fun days shopping to me :)


lol i was laffin round almost every shop lol

probably looked like a rite nutta meself lol but it was classic !

:giggle:
#3
Makes you glad your not out there shopping for people doesnt it, shows how stressed people can get, but good to stand back and laugh lol
#4
pmsl...
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amcol
Makes you glad your not out there shopping for people doesnt it, shows how stressed people can get, but good to stand back and laugh lol


it was really funny lol .. i did all my shoppin online so no stress for me .. but the stress in the air !! my god i wanted to go round handin everyone a glass a scotch to chill em out lol

littletiger
pmsl...


lol a woman workin in waitrose was handing out chocolates i told her you'd be better off wiv booze lol
#6
Can't understand a word of that, to be honest.
#7
too funny!! how people can actually enjoy shopping this close to xmas beat me! No wonder theres more divorce rates in Jan than any other time of the year!
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moob
Can't understand a word of that, to be honest.

well ya gota be common luv :whistling:
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pcnutta
too funny!! how people can actually enjoy shopping this close to xmas beat me! No wonder theres more divorce rates in Jan than any other time of the year!


not half hunny lol i ever saw an old couple ... ya know the type short and round .. her with her funny fury grey hat on ... him with his flat cap

she looked like she was gonna bop him wiv her handbag lmao
#10
lolllll that would be me and OH if we left it till late!
Thank god for online shopping!
#11
nicki3668
well ya gota be common luv :whistling:


Clearly, good luck with that!:thumbsup:
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pcnutta
lolllll that would be me and OH if we left it till late!
Thank god for online shopping!


i know its great init lol

im terrible for people watching it amuses me :-D
#13
Its similar to when your in the supermarket and someone elses child is screaming and kicking up a fuss instead of yours.......always makes me smile :)
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moob
Clearly, good luck with that!:thumbsup:


wen ya wake up and grow up an realise

IT AINT HOW YA TALK that makes you a good person or a valued human bein

its who you are and what you do in this world

not if ya talk proper like mate

wen ya open ya eyes to that fact get bak to me chumbo :thumbsup:
#15
bitseylango
Its similar to when your in the supermarket and someone elses child is screaming and kicking up a fuss instead of yours.......always makes me smile :)


hahaah yeah!!

little story here..
I went abroad first time without my daughter, she stayed with nannie ( she was 4) and my mum lost her in sainsburys!
She was playing hide n seek!! she thought it was a game!! little did she know my poor mum was having a blooming break down thinking she gone missing, and all the security and staff were hunting and sealed off the exits!!

Apparently she was found near the apple juice!!

LOOOLLL
#16
pcnutta
hahaah yeah!!

little story here..
I went abroad first time without my daughter, she stayed with nannie ( she was 4) and my mum lost her in sainsburys!
She was playing hide n seek!! she thought it was a game!! little did she know my poor mum was having a blooming break down thinking she gone missing, and all the security and staff were hunting and sealed off the exits!!

Apparently she was found near the apple juice!!

LOOOLLL


bless her.......dont you just love the little darlings!
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bitseylango
Its similar to when your in the supermarket and someone elses child is screaming and kicking up a fuss instead of yours.......always makes me smile :)


lol yeah that can be funny

but not wen the mother starts shoutin and screamin at the kid i hate that!

i will neva forget a neighbour a mine

screamin like a banshee for the whole world to hear these words

"YOU WONT GET WHAT YOU WANT BY SCREAMING NOW SHUT UP"

errrrr doh ???? :? :thinking:
#18
I was in skiathos at the time with mum relaying the story to me in the evening. Mum was distraught she said, thinking of how to tell me she had LOST my daughter! LMAOOOOO

ive never gone abroad since! lol
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pcnutta
hahaah yeah!!

little story here..
I went abroad first time without my daughter, she stayed with nannie ( she was 4) and my mum lost her in sainsburys!
She was playing hide n seek!! she thought it was a game!! little did she know my poor mum was having a blooming break down thinking she gone missing, and all the security and staff were hunting and sealed off the exits!!

Apparently she was found near the apple juice!!

LOOOLLL


omg omg my son did that to me LOOL when he was 3 ... in boots .. little sod i was almost having a heart attack when after 15 mins he jumped out in front of me laughing arghhhhh lol
#20
nicki3668
lol yeah that can be funny

but not wen the mother starts shoutin and screamin at the kid i hate that!

i will neva forget a neighbour a mine

screamin like a banshee for the whole world to hear these words

"YOU WONT GET WHAT YOU WANT BY SCREAMING NOW SHUT UP"

errrrr doh ???? :? :thinking:





yeah snap

I used to just walk off... people used to look at me as if i was mad, but it worked. She never got attention from me by being naughty! She soon learnt shopping tantrums didnt wash with me.

My son... now a whole different breed! hes one on his own! lol
#21
Got the majority done, the No. 7 set down to £25 as mentioned on HUKD, part of the 3 for 2. Sat outside my boots (warrington, gemini) at 8.40 ready for opening, 3rd person in the store, straight to em, 7 left, snapped up two (mother dearest and the OH), picked up the soap and glory case thing for £30, 3 for 2 at £54.

To ASDA next, smaller gifts, beer, spirits, snacks all done and checked out next. Home by 10.15am.

Some of the male species are shopping savvy!! :)

Debenhams for the radley were brilliant and play.com have done me proud too!
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pcnutta
yeah snap

I used to just walk off... people used to look at me as if i was mad, but it worked. She never got attention from me by being naughty! She soon learnt shopping tantrums didnt wash with me.

My son... now a whole different breed! hes one on his own! lol


lol god i agree boys !!!! wattt ?? helppp meeee lol

my boys were such hard work christ they nearly killed me lol

my girls were much easier
#23
nicki3668
omg omg my son did that to me LOOL when he was 3 ... in boots .. little sod i was almost having a heart attack when after 15 mins he jumped out in front of me laughing arghhhhh lol



PMSL yer, mum said shoppers were searching for her, staff, security, etc... and my girl thought it was hide n seek, got bored after a while of not being found so made her way to the applejuice cos she heard nanny say she wanted some! hahaahah

A friend of mines son wouldnt put his seatbelt on so she took him to the local police station and said he wont put his seatbelt on, put him in a cell!

LMAOOOOOOO

needless the say the officer played along and chatted to the boy... YEP he puts his seatbelt on everytime now! lol
#24
nicki3668
wen ya wake up and grow up an realise

IT AINT HOW YA TALK that makes you a good person or a valued human bein

its who you are and what you do in this world

not if ya talk proper like mate

wen ya open ya eyes to that fact get bak to me chumbo :thumbsup:


But...you're not talking, you're typing in some weird dialect - which is very, very odd.

I never criticised your station as a human being - so you lost me there.:whistling:
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mbgringo
Got the majority done, the No. 7 set down to £25 as mentioned on HUKD, part of the 3 for 2. Sat outside my boots (warrington, gemini) at 8.40 ready for opening, 3rd person in the store, straight to em, 7 left, snapped up two (mother dearest and the OH), picked up the soap and glory case thing for £30, 3 for 2 at £54.

To ASDA next, smaller gifts, beer, spirits, snacks all done and checked out next. Home by 10.15am.

Some of the male species are shopping savvy!! :)

Debenhams for the radley were brilliant and play.com have done me proud too!

well i have to say im impressed grigo :thumbsup: good for you

what did ya get me :w00t:
#26
I think mines the spirits he got from asda! ;)
#27
nicki3668
well i have to say im impressed grigo :thumbsup: good for you

what did ya get me :w00t:


You never sent me your list hun :p
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moob
But...you're not talking, you're typing in some weird dialect - which is very, very odd.

I never criticised your station as a human being - so you lost me there.:whistling:


http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/2040/talktodahand12850936864ez2.jpg
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moob
But...you're not talking, you're typing in some weird dialect - which is very, very odd.

I never criticised your station as a human being - so you lost me there.:whistling:


I think its called speaking in chav speak or something moob, I don't get it either, I guess some people think its cool :thumbsup:
#30
pcnutta
I think mines the spirits he got from asda! ;)


:-D all of em?!?!? You want to blot out xmas???
#31
if im blotto i wont have to do the cooking! so hell yah! lol
#32
moob
Can't understand a word of that, to be honest.


moob
But...you're not talking, you're typing in some weird dialect - which is very, very odd.

I never criticised your station as a human being - so you lost me there.:whistling:


cicobuff
I think its called speaking in chav speak or something moob, I don't get it either, I guess some people think its cool :thumbsup:


then both be nice and move along :thumbsup:
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mbgringo
You never sent me your list hun :p


aww shoot :?

well if ya got any of them asda cheepo gifts im happy with that :-D

just pop a diamond ring inside and bingo gringo lol :whistling:
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cicobuff
I think its called speaking in chav speak or something moob, I don't get it either, I guess some people think its cool :thumbsup:


It's like - 'Is this the offspring of Vikki Pollard'.
#35
moob
It's like - 'Is this the offspring of Vikki Pollard'.


I just had to view this thread to see if I could decypher it, perhaps I should try typing in a black country accent, dont know if i actually could, bad enough living next door to chavs, without having to type like it.
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cicobuff
I think its called speaking in chav speak or something moob, I don't get it either, I guess some people think its cool :thumbsup:


i dont think im cool lmfao

hahahahaha im 40 ffs! passed needing to be cool in my teens

its just the way i talk maybe i should not be myself and talk all posh when typing

i just think its better to be me rather than

talk all farty! wen i dont :giggle:
#37
http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m342/pcnutta/zapoprah.gif

be nice guys or u will get the cruise zap
#38
moob
It's like - 'Is this the offspring of Vikki Pollard'.


Its also an internet forum where the rules do not dictate the posters need to be obtusely verbose. Plus its Yuletide, have some seasonal spirit and relax peeps :thumbsup:
#39
pcnutta
if im blotto i wont have to do the cooking! so hell yah! lol


Aww, was looking forward to Turkey and all the trimmings lol! :-D
#40
nicki3668
i dont think im cool lmfao

hahahahaha im 40 ffs! passed needing to be cool in my teens

its just the way i talk maybe i should not be myself and talk all posh when typing

i just think its better to be me rather than

talk all farty! wen i dont :giggle:


40 and you talk in txt spk - mental!

I don't see it as talking posh at all, I find it easier to understand people when they use proper words - that's all.:thumbsup:

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