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I can do .....

MikeL Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
So ...whats your forte ....... what can you do that will impress the family / people / HUKDers
MikeL Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
But what can you do ? :?
#2
I can play the guitar:)
#3
I can re-enact the Wizard of Oz, playing all of the characters........

usually at Christmas after quaffing too much champers lol


But my forte.......I can still do a crab ;-)
#4
i have the same disease the guy in superbad had, you know the drawing one.
#5
hypnotize people....hence the username
#6
choc1969;6002674
But what can you do ? :?


I can get people to answer questions:whistling:
#7
I don't think I'm allowed to say, it's supposed to be a family site:thumbsup:
#8
I see dead people
#9
choc1969
But what can you do ? :?


I can play!


































Audience: What can you play?

Piano

The Music Man: "I play the piano!"
Sing "Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no" to the tune
Actions: act out playing chords on a piano
Follow with chorus

Trombone

The Music Man: "I play the trombone!"
Sing "oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa; oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa" to the tune
Actions: mime playing trombone
Follow with piano and chorus

Bagpipes

The Music Man: "I play the bagpipes!"
Sing "Scotland the Brave"
Actions: mime playing bagpipes
Follow with trombone, piano, and chorus

Call and response section

The Music Man: "Whoawhooaa!"
Audience: "Whoawhooaa!"
The Music Man: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
Audience: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"
Audience: "Oi oi oi!"
The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"
Audience: "Oi oi oi!"

Football section

Sing theme from Match of the Day
Actions: scarf waving
Follow with bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus

Dambusters

The Music Man: "I play The Dam Busters!"
Sing the theme to The Dam Busters
Actions: with arms outstretched, like bomber aircraft; alternatively, make "okay" sign with both hands, rotate backwards, and place over eyes in the manner of an aviator's goggles
Follow with football, bagpipes, trombone, piano, and chorus

"Here We Go, Here We Go" Theme

Sing: Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go; Here we go, here we go, here we go....
Actions: Scarf waving to "Here We Go"

Singer: I am the Music man!
Audience: Oi!
#11
choc1969


But my forte.......I can still do a crab ;-)


you know the rules. pictures or its not true
#12
donnydude;6003174
you know the rules. pictures or its not true


I'm flexible but not that flexible :roll:

Will need a photographer :p
#13
choc1969

Will need a photographer :p


I'd be happy to offer my services, I've told you many a time:)























I can bring my camera if you like:-D
#14
I have an amazing tongue - I can touch my nose with it... I'll leave to your imagination anything else I can do ;-)
#15
Butterflies
I have an amazing tongue - I can touch my nose with it... I'll leave to your imagination anything else I can do ;-)


arrrrrrrr......but can you lick your own eyebrows? :whistling:
#16
bitseylango
arrrrrrrr......but can you lick your own eyebrows? :whistling:


:?


:w00t:
#17
jtx;6004044
I'd be happy to offer my services, I've told you many a time:)























I can bring my camera if you like:-D


Ok, will start downing the cod liver oil :whistling:
#18
bitseylango
arrrrrrrr......but can you lick your own eyebrows? :whistling:


Euwww no!

Unless I don't trim them for a month - lmao

actually

No I have never been able to do that but my father in law is pretty close to being able to chew on his... they literally wave at you! :p
#19
Butterflies
Euwww no!

Unless I don't trim them for a month - lmao

actually

No I have never been able to do that but my father in law is pretty close to being able to chew on his... they literally wave at you! :p


LMAO! my mums were like that till I pinned her down and attacked her with the tweezers!!!!!
#20
I cant do anything that seems worth writing about :? That's made me very sad :cry:

I can list things i do badly though :-D
#21
I can cook juggle and make a rainbow in a test tube. not all at the same time
banned#22
spell out the alphabet while giving my girlfrined oral :oops:

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