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I went to the doctor a few days ago to get some advise on my eating habits, The doctor said i should have a staple diet. so after hearing the advise, i went home after a few days the doctor called m… Read More
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suspended7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
I went to the doctor a few days ago to get some advise on my eating habits,
The doctor said i should have a staple diet. so after hearing the advise, i went home
after a few days the doctor called me to check on how i was doing
I said "It's going ok, but the metal is really hard to digest"

Is it good or turd?
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suspended7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Saw it comin a mile off...

However, its way better than anything I could do :) x
#2
It's really rubbish
#3
choc1969
It's really rubbish


I love ya choc :-D
#4
ClarityofMind;6002268
I love ya choc :-D


Say it as it is babe ;-)
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choc1969
It's really rubbish


:-( one vote for the Turd pile then, the guys at work laughed their heads off though, although i said it a bit shorter than this one
#6
choc1969
Say it as it is babe ;-)


I trip over myself puttin it nicely.. and you..

you lay it down straight and with soooo much style :) x x
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DarkKnight;6002289
:-( one vote for the Turd pile then


+1 :whistling: :-D
#8
DarkKnight;6002289
:-( one vote for the Turd pile then, the guys at work laughed their heads off though, although i said it a bit shorter than this one


everyone at work laughs at my jokes :roll:

but that's cos I'll smash their faces in if they don't :x
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choc1969
everyone at work laughs at my jokes :roll:

but that's cos I'll smash their faces in if they don't :x


Will you smash our faces in if we don't laugh? :p
#10
DarkKnight;6002324
Will you smash our faces in if we don't laugh? :p


No, cos I lurves you lot :friends:
#11
that joke is hard to digest!

revamped:
I went to the doctor a few days ago to get some advise on my dodgey stomach,
so i visted the doctor and he advised i try the staple diet, fair enough i thought.
Few weeks later i returned to the doctor for a basic check up on how things are going.
i said i dunno about this diet i keep forgetting the details of it
Doctor with a bemused expression said "are you experiencing memory loss"
No i said i'm just feeling a bit rusty!
#12
Punkytiptop;6002339
that joke is hard to digest!

revamped:
I went to the doctor a few days ago to get some advise on my dodgey stomach,
so i visted the doctor and he advised i try the staple diet, fair enough i thought.
Few weeks later i returned to the doctor for a basic check up on how things are going.
i said i dunno about this diet i keep forgetting the details of it
Doctor with a bemused expression said "are you experiencing memory loss"
No i said i'm just feeling a bit rusty!


:roll:..................:lazy:
#13
I'm quite easily amused but I couldn't laugh at these jokes, go figure:p


P.S. I can't make jokes, so well done:thumbsup:
#14
choc1969
:roll:..................:lazy:


lets face it if you take out the sex, swearing, violence and blondes you pretty much end up with a christmas cracker joke:w00t:
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choc1969
No, cos I lurves you lot :friends:


Woohoo :friends:

Punkytiptop
that joke is hard to digest!

revamped:
I went to the doctor a few days ago to get some advise on my dodgey stomach,
so i visted the doctor and he advised i try the staple diet, fair enough i thought.
Few weeks later i returned to the doctor for a basic check up on how things are going.
i said i dunno about this diet i keep forgetting the details of it
Doctor with a bemused expression said "are you experiencing memory loss"
No i said i'm just feeling a bit rusty!


Lol, also good :)
#16
Punkytiptop
that joke is hard to digest!

revamped:
I went to the doctor a few days ago to get some advise on my dodgey stomach,
so i visted the doctor and he advised i try the staple diet, fair enough i thought.
Few weeks later i returned to the doctor for a basic check up on how things are going.
i said i dunno about this diet i keep forgetting the details of it
Doctor with a bemused expression said "are you experiencing memory loss"
No i said i'm just feeling a bit rusty!


Bam boom tish....

http://www.eastonmonday.com/images/upimages/misc/tumbleweed.jpg
cough cough
#17
http://www.instanttumbleweed.com/alternative/

Do not give up your day job!!!!:whistling:
#18
My 13 year old daughter is always making up jokes. We had a pizza the other night which made me think of this one:

What did the Super Supreme with extra toppings say to the garlic bread?

I haven't got Mush-room!

I know I know - but I HAD to keep it clean, lol :whistling: :-D

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