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I'd better stop bragging about how good i am at playing shoot-em-ups

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http://gizmodo.com/5060687/scientists-find-gene-that-makes-you-good-at-halo-also-makes-you-a-premature-ejaculator After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejac… Read More
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
http://gizmodo.com/5060687/scientists-find-gene-that-makes-you-good-at-halo-also-makes-you-a-premature-ejaculator


After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.

So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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This can only be properly applied to Dutch men - Plus 200 is a small sample size - Plus I'm sure there will be many confoumnding variables not taken into consideration -

I own at COD4 and I know i dont prematurely ejeaculate - The two seriously arnt linked for a british middle class white 16 year old.
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This can only be properly applied to Dutch men - Plus 200 is a small sample size - Plus I'm sure there will be many confoumnding variables not taken into consideration -

I own at COD4 and I know i dont prematurely ejeaculate - The two seriously arnt linked for a british middle class white 16 year old.


What defines middle class? :thinking:

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